Dready Goddess corner.....

Eeee I cant tell what I fantasize about thats for me and my dirty mind only. Teehee.

 

Had a crazy sex dream once with Ryan Reynolds, lol. It was AMAZING! hehe, we were in this blue Dr. Seuss house that was like 8 stories tall but only like 6 ft. wide. The entire house was blue and decorated with different shades of blue knick-knacks. The whole time I was trying to suck in my belly so he wouldn't know I was pregnant. (I was actually about 5 months along). BEST sex dream ever!!!

 

No. Keanu Reeves & Hugh Jackman sandwich: Better than a guy who hung out in a pizza place and got proper famous off Alanis Morrisettes back.

Ryan Reynold's Oughta know I'm talking about and it's not fair you reminded me of the mess he left when he went away.

 

that was incomprehensible and hilarious^

 

Basically Keanu Reeves and Hugh Jackman equate to "full of win".

I mean, Mark Paul Gosselaar never made it after saved by the bell did he? But he didn't stick his schlong into famous people.

Basically, I'm saying Ryan Reynolds gets films because of who he's shagging. It's not all bad, at least Reynolds horrific acting didn't bring on my period like Matthew Lillard's did in th13een ghosts.

 

Keanu Reeves--eew. I'm sorry but I could never find him attractive.
Hugh Jackman--YESSSSSS!!!! Fuckin' hottie!

Ryan Reynolds--horrible acting or not, the guys fuckin' hot!

 

i love van wilder so much! my boyfriend thinks that when it is in the dvd player that i have been masturbating haha like porn! haha its hilarious....i just let him think it!

 

You mean you really DON'T masturbate to Van Wilder?

 

I think Hugh is too hairy. I dont like hairyness...although I dont mind a little chub if it's paired with a good sense of humor. With that said I have a crush on Seth Rogen and Zack Gafinakalas.
Although my big time celeb crush is Johnny Depp. I mean damn and DAMN! Yum.

 

Seth Rogan and Rufus hound are pretty awesome. Rufus hound especially. For those of you who don't watch Dave : He is the one on the left. John Sergeant and Marcus Brigstocke are legends.

 

Seth Rogen's humour makes me want to bone him.

 

yep me too! He's so adorable!!!!!

 

I wish I had period pains when I was younger. So that I would know now how to sort it out ¬¬ Got a IUS coil fitter 6 weeks ago and I've had more period pain in this 6 weeks than I have my whole freakin' life. Seriously crippling. 'Least it's an excuse to sit comfortably with a hot water bottle <3

 

firstly, re: few posts ago, Marcus Brigstocke is the sexiest man alive and I want to go to bed with him so much.

secondly, period pains are RUBBISH and I hate them

 

I saw Spamalot at the theatre here and Marcus B was King Arthur.. He had a beasty beard

I've got no pain killers left *cry*

 

I wanted to see Spamalotttttttt... Prolly for the best though cos if I saw that man in person regardless of what would be seen as acceptable I would literally pounce on him and begin to undress him. Then I'd remember that he has a wife and kids and I'd cry. Whilst on top of him. And that would just be fucken embarrassing.

And yeah I ran out of ibuprofen cos I'm just kicking the flu got some paracetamol but it makes my throat hurt (slight allergy?) and it sucks to get rid of one pain to gain another.
You can has my paracetamol if you want? I can mail it, I've heard there's something called electronic-mail these days?

 

Dw. I had to restrain my sister when we went. She met him backstage one show before and she got a picture and now she has built a shrine xD

My housemate has provided me with drugs And I will be getting chips+burger sauce soon so <3! Ultimate comforts

 

Awwh I wish I could meet himmm...

And good, I'm glad I should probably go sleepies naow. Got to purchase a new outfit tomorrow and shopping in shops is stressfulllll for me - but it's needed cos it's my birthday on friday D) and well I just need a new outfit don't I

 

Menstrual cramps are my favourite