dream disclaimer

I Can Honestly Say In All My ** Years Of Dreaming, I Have Never Once

Had That Happen.....

Tis Clear, You Spend Too Much Time Viewing "Wildlife Documentary's"...



Cheers Glen.

 

Of course there are subtitles. Member nations of the International Dream Committee passed an agreement that makes it required by law. It was one of the results of their 'joint' session last year.

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oddly enough i've had dreams all in a foreign language... and i understood it perfectly fine.

even had a dream once that i was a puppy.. i could understand the other puppies.

 

you get peee test dream tonight..

 

hope u dont wet the bed.. :leaving:

 

ahaha... i've been getting up 1 to 3 times a night to pee.. sucks. better than peeing the bed i guess..

 

So You Have A "Prostrate Problem" Too My Dear.....

Happens To All Of Us As We Age.....



Cheers Glen.

 

will you massage it for me?

 

Woof..Grrrr..YipYip..Wimper..Drool..:drool5:..Pant...Pant...More Drool...:drool5:.

So Here's The Real Test "Boogs", What Did The Puppy Say In The Above

Sentence.......

Your Time Starts Now>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.



Cheers Glen.

 

i'm not asleep and dreaming that i am also a puppy..

 

I had a dream that I was my sisters dog. Everyone hates my sisters dog. I was real angry and snapping at people because I wanted to be put down. But no one would pay enough attention to me to put me down. So I bit a live telephone pole type wire that was hanging from the ceiling sparking for some reason then shoved my head in the fishtank.

Next scene I (as myself) was in my backyard looking at my sisters dead dog just lying there. I thought it seemed unseemly so I threw it on the roof and out of sight.

Then my perspective (which in that particular dream was always detached, like I was watching myself from across the room) rose steadly up into the air. It looked like google maps. As it rose, the voice of my sisters dog was giving a retrospective on how it all came to this.

Then I woke up.

 

I dreamed that I couldn't fall asleep... woke up and it was true!

 

Boog, do you see the Motion Picture Association of America in your dreams assigning them ratings?



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GLEN's Solution To The Problem Is, Phone The Vet A.S.A.P. And Arrange

For Yourself To Be "Put Down" In Real Life....

Problem Solved.....



Cheers Glen.


P.S:- Nothing Personal, But I'll Even Pay The Vet's Bill For You............

 

Actually it's more complicated than that... you'd have to locate someone dreaming that he/she was a vet and have them put you down while they were sleeping...

 

this has yet to happen.