Drug Test, Car Accident

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drugs werent involved in the whole thing the cops/my parents are just stupid and think we were on something so they want to test all of us

 

You can heat up the piss for around 10 seconds in the microwave to keep it at a temperature from around 93-100f....put a warm patch around it to keep the heat up and you could be fine.

 

last time i needed to drug test, i drank royal flush, u can get it at most head shops, it tastes like shit but work awesome, it has a 200% guarantee so if u fail(if u do it right u won't) u get twice ur money back, or you can have a friend of the same sex pee in a condom but hide it in ur crotch to keep it warm.

 

Go to NORML.com (.org?) and find the list of lawyers that support NORML. Find one for your state, give him a call and explain your situation, 99% of the time they'll talk to about that kind of shit on the phone for free, they only charge once a meeting is setup..

That's how I get most my legal advise..

 

I called you a fuckhead because you aren't sensitive enough to realize that the guy doesn't need your 2 cents about wearing a seatbelt. He just wants some reassurance. I went through years of treatment for PSTD b/c of my accident. I can't imagine how bad he must feel whithout you treating him like a common criminal.

 

If it's a lab testing him, ESP. if it's for the cops then they normally test for the flushers, in which case you fail. Be sure you research the flusher (google.com)

 

I am not treating him like a criminal, I'm treating him like an irrisponsible teenager.

 

sir rubin, you are setting a great example for him by telling him to go to prison!

 

I'd say that them accusing you of being high during the crash wouldn't get passed in court, due to the scientific research that proves THC stays in your system for up to 4 weeks.

Sure isn't concrete evidence.

 

Well.... if you live in any of these states... you're fucked...

To date, eleven states have enacted "zero tolerance" per se laws: Arizona,6 Georgia,7 Illinois, Indiana, Iowa,8 Michigan,9 Minnesota,10 Pennsylvania,11 Rhode Island, Utah,12 and Wisconsin.13 Among these, Arizona, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, and Utah forbid drivers from operating a motor vehicle with any detectable level of a controlled substance or its metabolites in one's bodily fluids.14

 

i live in minnesota

 

but i wasnt driving so i dont know

 

You aren't going to be held responsible for the accident if you weren't driving man, I'm pretty sure of it. Unless there's more to it then the driver crashed and you have drugs in your system.

 

Bump for update from the orginal poster hopefully.