Drunken Stories

me and my mates had a litre of whiskey each when we were 14, we ensued was embarrasing indeed

 

One night me and a couple of my friends went to my other friends house in the mountains.
We had a case of beer, a 5th of jack and some other shit. I drank the whole 5th by myself somehow, and cannot remember the rest of the night. I do remember though my friend pissed his pants and I thought I was gonna puke so I sat in my friends bathtub for like a half hour.

On the way home I passed out for like 10 minutes, then woke up and said to my friend "pull over now" so he pulled over and I puked out the door. Some dude stopped and asked if we needed help and asked if we were broke down lol.

Somehow I got home at 7:00 in the morning, and passed out in my brother's bed (he was already awake and shit). He came in his room and seen my laying there and asked what the hell I was doing. I found a bunch of adderall in my pocket, and gave him one then ventured to the living room where my parents were. They looked at me and I said some silly things and they just layed me down on the couch and left the room.

The next day my friends said after I drank the 5th of captain, I was drinking a bunch of beer and taking shot after shot of Black Velvet. I was fucked up, and I probably made a fool if myself, If I could remember. I def. made a fool of myself in front of my parents though lmao. they were pissed off that I got that drunk.