Drunks of the forum !UNITE!

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by idioticnumbskull, Oct 29, 2010.

  1. TipsyGypsy

    TipsyGypsy Light of a Fading Star

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    You're missing out...
     
  2. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I never spill a drink...to do so would be blasphemous.
     
  3. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Does it count if I was up all night, drinking into the morning?
     
  4. idioticnumbskull

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    My vocabulary is increased when I'm drinking, albeit a little slurred. A few drinks breaks down the barriers of filtering and makes me spew my thoughts without thinking. It's positive in some ways because I talk more and become more interesting. But the more I talk the more stupid shit I say.
     
  5. idioticnumbskull

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    **** burgers with fleshy fetusis are the epitome of tastyiness. I drink blood in intervals with chocolate nipple sauce spread on the booby moopy. Pissy wissy sissy thinks their all that but can't compare to demonic poopies spreading their ignorance of stupidity character in the place we call home.
     
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    I think Chinese take out code for this is "Chicken Lo Mein". The trick is picking out an appropriate wine...
     
  7. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    you. are. awesome

    it just so happens I have just come back from the pub

    I'M ALL MURGURGLED UP.
     
  8. idioticnumbskull

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    Chinease food makes me reguritate, japanese food too. I guess I have a weak stomach.
     
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  10. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    This is the reason I need my FORK! :mad:

    I want to make hot dogs tonight. I need my FORK to get the relish out of the jar.

    If I use a spoon or a knife, I will get too much pickle juice on the buns. :(

    Who Stole My Fork!?
     
  11. idioticnumbskull

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    What were you drinking?
     
  12. idioticnumbskull

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    Forks think their all that but their not. I'm sick of forks and their shit. Fuck forks, were not going stand for your irrevelance anymore!
     
  13. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Wow, it's like you wrote my thoughts. I'm the same way.


    I guess it's good then that you made this thread :2thumbsup:
     
  14. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Second best quote I've read all week.
     
  15. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    Beer and whiskey shots

    I NEED MY FORK..:bigcry:



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    I'm drunk, lol :mickey:
     
  16. idioticnumbskull

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    I'm a cheap drunk, I don't need to drink much to get wasted. It doesn't matter if you can drink multiple kegs to yourself, someone will always jump up and say they drink more. You could tell a group of people that you smoke a pound of chronic a day, their will always be some douchebag that has to jump and say "You only smoke a pound a day? Bitch! I smoke five garbage bags of weed a day, your a lightweight!" People always gotta outdo each other. Of course I'm a lightweight by nature so that's probably the reason I'm soured to those type of people.
     
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  19. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    About 9 months ago I switched to a new dentist. My last dentist was a really nice 62 year old man with bad breath and a great sense of humour. He was a great dentist.


    My new dentist is an upbeat oriental lady in her mid to late thirties and is very attractive. I went for a check-up a few days ago. Before she started she applied vasoline to my lips with her finger to keep them from drying. It was very sexy.
     
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    Maybe it's just me but Dentists always have hot sexy assistants. Although I haven't visited one since I was a kid. I broke a tooth three years ago, and have been chewing on one side of my mouth ever since.
     

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