Drunks of the forum !UNITE!

Couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic.


I love the innocent remarks kids come out with. They're unfiltered and unadulterated, unlike their larger counterparts. Most of the shit that comes out of peoples mouths today has some sort of agenda behind it. I'm guilty of this myself sometimes.

 

It's pretty easy, and rewarding. It's like a garden for drunks :2thumbsup:


http://www.wikihow.com/Brew-Your-Own-Beer

 

Kids are goofy, I don't know how to react to them. I tell them I don't like them but they always follow me around! Their like an incessant disease that can't be cleansed!

 

That's because they like you!


Kids are great, you just let them babble on and listen, occasionally asking them a question about the fantastical bullshit they just filled your ears with, then they answer it and are happy because someone is listening to them.

Kids just make shit up because they're not yet concerned with "the real world". Which is probably why I get along with them. Something we have in common.

For example, tonight my niece told me that worms were coming into the car. When I asked her what we should do about it, she told me that she would eat them so that they didn't crawl in my ears. She then pretended to eat worms. I thanked her for doing so, so as to save my ears, she said I was welcome and then laughed for a few minutes. Pretty simple stuff.

 

lol, the worm thing was definately cute. They probably like me because I'll actually spend time with them, it's hard to say no. Even if I despise their irrevelent nonsensicle chitter chatter.

 

From what I've read you and them would be on the same page

 

The beer selection in this town is truly horrible.
Am stuck with awful Bud Light.

 

I like mooseheads beer

 

Ugh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Moosehead's not bad. A little watery though.

 

My chitter chatter is not nonsensical or irrelevant! It is heard by all humanity! It is all important and leaves a forever lasting mark on the human race! I am the greatest visonary this planet has ever known!

 

Truly vile.
I love how all the gas stations here have advertisements in the windows for party beers like Natural Ice or Keystone Light, as if I'm driving around town searching for those specific beers and no others.
Because, you know, I won't compromise quality.

 

I've never heard of Natural Ice or Keystone Light. Not that beer matters right now, I'm drinking wine. That's right wine! Fuck your opinions. I'm sipping insanity and psychedelicaly inducing my mind frame to a realm of delusional madness! You wish you could be me but you can't. Go ahead, keep wishing, I outshine everybody with my drunkeness!

 

So...it's heard by only yourself then right?

 

lol


It's that way because people who enjoy good beer don't buy their beer at gas stations. Drunks and college kids buy their beer at gas stations.


And consider yourself lucky, in Ontario you can only buy beer and liquor from one of two licenced stores, and they both close at 9:00 on weeknights, some close at 6:00!

 

Wow, you can actually buy your beer at gas stations?

 

Are you Canadian?

 

Hi Fellow Drinkers, Tis 1-51pm On A Wet Saturday Afternoon, Spent All

The Morning Fitting Some New Parts To My Dishwasher, Now It Not Only

Purrs Like A Kitten, It Does A Spotless Job On The Dishes.

When I Finished I Went To Town And Bought Garlic Bread, Loaded

Potatoe Skins, And A B.BQ Chicken Pizza....:2thumbsup:.

Whilst In Town, I Accidently Drove Past My Local Bottle Shop, And To

My Amazement The Car Turned Into The Parking Lot All By Itself....

Before You All Start Laughing, I'll Say It Again, I Swear I Didn't Turn

The Wheel........Thats My Story, And I'm Sticking With It....

So Since The Car Chose To Park Itself Right At The Entrance, I Thought

I May Just Wander In And See If My Favorite Champagne Was On Special.

AND AS LUCK HAD IT, IT WAS.

Found A Case Of Six That Looked All Lonely And Dusty, And Bought Them

Home.

What Better Way To Sit And Watch The Rain Fall, Than With Pizza, And

Champagne.

Bottoms Up All...:cheers2:



Cheers Glen.

 

You sound like me from about 2 years ago.

Damn that sucks. I've never lived in a place where I couldn't buy beer 24/7.
Nothing like finishing off an 18 pack with some friends, then everyone jumping on bikes to ride a few blocks to the gas station at 3 AM to pick up another 18 pack.
Rinse and repeat until everyone has lost the ability to bicycle.

Although in Georgia it was illegal to sell within 300 yards of a church, and illegal to sell on Sundays. Always thought that was funny.

 

I think you and I would get along absolutely famously! :cheers2:

 

Yea, I'm canadian, and my words will someday be heard by all! As for Glens comments, building stuff when your drunk is awesome! If my family needs help with something all they have to do is buy me a case of beer and I'm there to help with whatever.