dude my eighth is almost gone

Dude, can your mum adopt me?

 

youd have to move across the pond

 

I can live with that, Ireland is lovely.

 

yeah, so long as you can avoid the knackers and travellars its a grand old place. I got stabbed by knackers last week though
thats what you get for drunkenly trying to defend your friends house with a golf club I guess

 

haha wtf?

 

What the hell? We need to hear this story.

 

kozmic you probably know what knackers are but I doubt any of the amerdicans do.
this is your typical irish knacker
they live in caravans, ride horses and rob people, anyway theres about 30 of them living in caravans near the house and we were drinking there last week, real good sunny day and we were all pretty wasted. Anyway come nightfall we noticed some of the knackers in the feild trying to take some of the horses so my friend, who will lose the house if anything happened to the horses runs up into the field with us (8 of us I think) to stop them. The week beforehand I brought my olf golf clubs to the house cus its fun to tee off from the garden down along the beach as you can see for a good 2 miles of beach and sand dunes.

I grabbed one expecting things to turn nasty and didnt want to be unarmed cus they're nasty dangerous pieces of shit.
Anyway as expected things turned to shit quickly. Im remebering this through a drunken haze so parts are missing but my friend got attacked and I saw the flash of a blade, immediately I went straight for the knacker with the club (no.3 driver) with full intention of scrambling his brains before he got near my friend.

Then I woke up in hospital with 12 stitches and the doctor telling me that if it was an inch to the left my kidney would have been ruptured. It was only a pen knife though. I learned from my friends that I did indeed get the knacker once but then got stabbed and was driven to hospital.
The only problem with the situation now is that knacker families are big, very big and when you hit one you might aswell be hitting all of them as they're very protective of their own. Theres been no trouble since and my friend says that they're there every year. Hes going to try and make his peace with them though as otherwise the summer is just going to be one long bloody war between the two.

edit: I think that vid is taking the piss but thats exactly what they're like

 

That's harsh.. Are you alright now? There's a bunch of them around here as well, my mother-in-law's paddock has been broken into a couple of times and they've stolen a bunch of saddles and other riding gear, no horses luckily.

Oh and I think we call them pikeys around here.

 

yeah pretty much the same apart from the accents...yeah will have a nifty scar to show for my antics
They dont usually bother with riding gear...just ride bareback. Not all of them are that bad though. My mum used to teach and help the knacker family in my town (the Williamsons) and some of them have come up to me before saying that if ever I was given any shit they would sort them out for me

 

i pick one up thursday its gone thursday night(friday morning at the latest)

 

im picking up 5 grams tonight, i'll see how long an 8th of that lasts. Personally when I had a pretty much limitless ammount id smoke up to a quarter a day but now I have to pay for it so things are different...stupid lesbian

 

well i got a bunch of good rolling tobacco, and i've found recently that i love european style joints if both the tobacco and weed are excellent quality, and i have both of those things, so i took out a nice medium sized, well cured, crystally purply bud and broke it up very well. i got some king sized mascotte papers so i rolled up a little filter tip from carboard and mixed up layers of tobacco and weed, and rolled myself one of the best joints i've ever made. very slightly loose, but otherwise great. a tiny hole got poked in it is my only real complaint, but that was easily fixed by cutting a tiny bit of gummed paper off of another rolling paper and patching it. so otherwise its strictly a one paper joint. i'm gonna try to save it for 420, but we'll see

nice pronounced cone shape, plenty of weed but also enough tobacco, i think i did good work, for being out of practice. i can't wait

 

ya, the patch is ugly but not bad, and it does the trick

other than that, i'm fuckin thrilled with my work on this - much better than my last

 

my last one: did the trick, but it was small, ugly, etc.

 

for real i picked up a quarter on monday after school and its barely like only 1 nug left

 

That's purdy, man. The patch matters not, as it will not affect the joint's smokability:sifone:

 

That's one sexy jay

 

thanks, i'm pretty damn happy with it. plan to get a cup of tea or coffee and sit down and enjoy them together:sifone:

 

This is what I'm about to smoke in a bit


Also with a cup of tea

 

nice! and i like that fireplace