Dude, where's my _____ ?

they are in a forest hiding under some shrooms...

Dude, wheres my warm weather...

 

Stuck in a cloud.

Dude, Where is my Icy Hot

 

it cooled off...;-)

Dude, wheres my fancy pants....

 

I don't know but the ones you have on make your ass look mahvoulous, dahlink!

Dude, where's my g spot?

 

to the right of your f spot.

dude wheres my flock of sheep?

 

My cousin has the herd of sheep..

Dude! Where's my crate of lube?

 

Next to the palet of condoms.

Dude, where's my organ grinder monkey?

 

He's now a hooker in Mongolia.


Dude, where's my hometown?

 

It just went down the river.

Dude where's my zzz padded bra?

 

I stole it...hope you dont mind...I streched it out a bit


Dude wheres my email box?

 

It got lost when the left side of your brain checked out.

Dude where's my bathing calendar

 

I been using it to ..um....ah....read with



Dude wheres my box of legos?

 

I gave them away to the goodwill

Dude where's my pooper scooper?

 

i used it to make the hamburgers i made for you that one time.

dude wheres my phone?



....i really lost it

 

Check your butt crack

Where's my pacifier?

 

in my butt crack


dude wheres my guarana cola?

 

I poured it on your kitchen floor to feed the ants.

Dude, where's my chanel changer?

 

in the black hole in the bottom of my purse...

wheres my lava lamp?

 

It got too hot and erupted just like a volcano


dude wheres my plane ticket to somewhere warm?

 

i ate it and it tasted like asparagus.

dude wheres my drum?