Dude, where's my _____ ?

It was hijacked by a bunch of lads to go on a 'Summer Holiday'


Dude: Where's my portrait - (Dorian Gray said I had to take care of it)

 

You need only look into a mirror and see the old, horribly wrinkled, and disfigured man looking back at you, to know the picture was destroyed

Dude, where's my hiking boots?

 

You left then in the cave of your lover in Nepal

Dude: where my weed killer?

 

You used your last bottle of Ortho Weed B Gone after the DEA raided your home and in a panic spread it all over your stash. The Feds were not amused.


Dude, Where’s my portable fan?

 

Plugged into my PC


Dude: where's my rocking chair?

 

I believe singer Gwen McCrae is currently living in Florida

Dude, Where are my jumper cables?

 

Trying to reinvigorate my love life …..

Dude: where's my walking stick?

 

Currently attempting the ten-minute-mile in a sleeping bag!

Dued;where's the prat that mis-spelled dude gone?

 

On his way to the Scripps National Spelling Bee


Dude, Where’s my belt?

 

Ah,so THAT'S what it was! We donated it to the 'save a chubby horse' charity...oops...

My dear Mr Dude;have you an inkling regarding the whereabouts of one's mysteriously disappeared wallet,perchance?

 

The wallet can always be found, the contents within, however ……

Dude: where's my Scooby Snacks?

 

You dispensed your dog crackers out to your pet Chihuahua

Dude, Where’s my IKEA Gift Card?

 

Don't worry 'Hot' - It's safely kept away from your wife

Dude: Where's my fishing net?

 

Ah-oops;I thought it was your lost stocking [ohh,yes-we know about you,toots!] so I gave it a good sniffing b4 handing it back to Mrs Angel.

Dude;where has my self-respect gone?

 

With age comes the reality of time now passed when one had the desire to impress and more comfortable now with lazy rest and ease of comfort without expectancy.

Dude: where's my walking stick?

 

It was eaten by Termites

Dude, Where's my Serial Port

 

Awaiting impregnation from a suitable instrument of connection

Dude: Where's my Window cleaner?

 

You used it all up cleaning windshields of passing motorists

Dude, Where’s my VISA debit card?

 

With the fraud squad - dodgy dealings reported by disgruntled windscreen washers

Dude: where's my nearest library?

 

Why do you care the local library doesn't carry books on demonology, pornography, or voodoo

Dude, Where's my office chair?