Dumb quotes, famous people

That's a commercial, but fuuny that she makes fun of herself .

We've never had a president named Bob, and I think it's time.
- Bob Dole

 

I'm pretty sure if you don't get that quote, you're the slow one, not laura dern

 

It gets late early out here"
- - Yogi Berra- -

 

We need some Ann Coulter!

"You will find liberals always rooting for savages against civilization." –Ann Coulter
"They didn't root for the Nazis against civilization." –Bill O'Reilly
"Oh yes they did. ... It was only when Hitler invaded their precious Soviet Union that at the last minute they came in and suddenly started saying oh no, now you have to fight Hitler." –Ann Coulter, "The O'Reilly Factor," May 7, 2010

"We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say." --arguing that it would be better if we were all Christian

"Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots."

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

"God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'"

"I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo."

"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

 

Michael Richards: " and the black man said: 'keep on snitching...' to the Catholic."