Dumb things you heard people say today......

I was called over the Tannoy, at a place I worked at, to come to the general office, where upon I was asked "Are you here?"

 

I was out for a walk once,just to clear my mind,
the local police roll up,and ask "You just out for a walk?
I replied back "Hell no,I'm trying out my new bicycle!"

While on break at work,I was smoking,a guy walks up,and ask if I have a lighter,
I told him No,Its the damnedest thing,I walked out with my cigarette in my hand,and the darn thing just lit up!

 

the door is locked...that's weird ( uhm no it's not that fucking weird it's a door....)

 

"have your boss call me..." * didn't leave a number* then hangs up on me not leaving me his name....

 

"This stays between us right?" ...for real, we're bestfriends. I'm not gonna out you like that. ( secretly hopes she sees this.)

 

"ok"


said by me after signing over a $5000 suv to a friend on a promise to pay


stupid i know but i trust the guy to pay when he can

 

It did not happen today but it happens often.

People ask me if I have a cell phone. I say I don't have one. Then they proceed to ask again.

"You don't have a cell phone? Everyone has a cell phone."

Obviously everyone doesn't.

 

I get the same response from people when I tell them I don't subscribe to tv. Or haven't seen a show or heard of someone on tv.