dumbest thing you've done drunk...

hahaha I remember that shit. It was classic shit.

 

Ya it was pretty classic.. I still have the nasty scar to prove it haha

 

There are plenty for me also.But staying overnight with a friend,drunk of course,getting up in the middle of the night to take a piss,coming out of the bathroom ,turning the wrong way and getting in bed with his parents was up there on the list.

 

Haha, that must of been awkward! Were they mad?

 

They were amazingly tolerant about it.The mom had known me since I was a little guy,but it was embarassing for sure. I remember being awakened by the covers being pulled off me and the mom and dad saying "Joel-- get --get up". Reminds me now of "Bob--Bob--get up Bob. Time to get up Bob".

 

haha That shit is classic:tongue:

I tried to rep you, but I have to spread some more rep first. lol

 

This just made my day.

 

i think i remember that story too hahaha

 

Good.Thanks.

 

I really think that you should kill yourself.

 

Probably rolling of a friends garage roof in laughter, I don't think the joke remained funny very long.

The other worst thing that happened was getting drunk on holiday and simply letting people bury me in the sand. So I was sat right up to the neck in sand with a bucket on my head for about an hour.

 

I done a lot of dumb things when i was drunk and made the real ass of myself. i don't know whats is worse is feeling like complete shit or been reminded of the antics you have done the night before.

Hence is the reason why now i Patrice the art of moderation.

 

Recently...I have no idea haha.When I got really drunk for the first time at 16, I went out with my friend that my dad didn't really approve of, and without telling him and forgot my damn keys.So around 10 or so I try getting inside my house and within 2 seconds my world shattered.The only way I could get inside was by going to my dad's job to get the keys from him. He was so mad and to make it worse, my friends mom told him we drank before going out. What a bitch, I wanted to slap her haha. I just grounded myself for like a week or two hahaha.

 

Piss on the drivers seat of my friends truck then drive it home 10 minutes later. Super dumb. I could barely walk.

 

punching a hole in the ceiling at a house party....throwing an 800+ pound tree off a bridge with some of my boys, leaving 1 with a massive scar on his forearm. Those are the dumbest that come to mind, although I haven't gotten drunk in a while, these incidents happened in 08.

 

Drive

 

Took off my pants.

 

Not paying attention and drunk,I drove my Dad's brand new Desoto up into a fallen eucalyptus tree about 6 feet off the ground after dropping off my date. Got my date's dad to pull it off with a tractor which pulled the bumper off. Drove it towards home with a LOUD squeeling noise coming from the front of the car. The front left wheel pulled right over the lugnuts and was rolling along beside me.When I stomped on the brakes ,the road sanded off about half of what was left of the brake drum. I drove it home ,parked it and took off. For quite a while.

 

not very dumb but it funny i think.
I was at my friends wedding drinking, drinking, and drinking. stepped outside to have a cig, there were a bunch of people out there already talking in conversation so I just stood there listening. this old lady was telling some ellaborate story and she stopped mid sentence looked right at me and said "Hey hippy your burning a big whole in your shirt there!" haha I walked away went to the bathroom as i lean and washed my hands water gets all over my pants as if i pissed meself!
ahhh what a night.

 

drove a car