Eating Cream Pies….yeah or nay?

Never really gave it much thought until it happened . My wife hadn't mentioned to me that she and our friend had fucked while I was out . We got home , both horny , and went at it . I thought I'd noticed something different as she was wetter than normal and a somewhat change in taste . When I brought it up she's like....oh yeah well Richie and I had some time to kill waiting for you and Karen ( his wife ) to return !

Found out I kind of liked it .

 

Yay! Once I went bi it wasn't a problem and actually I looked forward to it.

A few of our male threesome partners may not have been eager to do the same.

 

I really love eating cream pies and I love sucking on cock to

 

THIS, would certainly test my, I don't think so resolve...

 

I'd wallow my face it in, in a hard/heart beat! Hell, I'd tongue out every drop, if she wanted me to snowball it back to her...without a doubt.

 

That certainly does look tasty doesn't it .

 

I will eat anything once----except for semen. Seriously, I have had all kinds of things from monkey brains in HongKong to fertilized duck egg, raw buffalo kidney at a sweat lodge, snake, alligator, bear claw, just about every fish you can imagine, turtle, snails, steak tartare, dog in the Philppines, and the list goes on.

But I have never had an interest to taste my semen, or another man's semen dripping out of a freshly fucked pussy. It's fine with my wife because she doesn't really like the taste of semen. She will suck a dick but certainly prefers not to suck it to completion. I do love a cum-filled vulva--not to clean up---but to stick my dick into, and add more of my own. There is nothing like it in the world--for me at least.

 

My wife knew I had no desire for sperm and respected my desires. Plus she cleaned up best she could, not wanting stains on the linen.

 

Gotta love those Hong Kong street vendors!

 

LMAO!!!!

No, it was a very high class restaurant in the 80's. Apparently if the monkey died, the brain would become poisonous, so the monkey was made very drunk and placed under a table with the top of his head sticking through. (I didn't order it but I did taste it. Brain is not my favorite food. My Filipina wife has prepared pig's brain and that too was not too bad, but I don't like the consistency of it. I much prefer tongue. In fact we have a Middle Eastern restautant near us that prepares Lamb's tongue soup that is very delicious.)

But I have ordered a lot of food from a lot of street vendors from Hong Kong, Thailand, Philippines etc. I probably won't do too much of that anymore after watching a street vendor selling fruits in Manila back in 2007. This young Filipino had a stall--actually a wagon they would pull into a spot on the sidewalk in a corner of Makati across the street from a sister-in-laws condo that we were staying in at the time. The vendor was selling fruits and had a knife that it would slice off pieces of fruit to give people samples of as they walked by, or if they were interested in buying. One afternoon I was near the door of the condo building watching this vendor. It was a bit quiet and there was no one around to sell fruit to. I forget if it was a he or a she, but this vendor was sitting on the cart/wagon, and took that same knife to dig something out from under his/her toenail for a good minute or so. Moments later, without wiping off the blade, and of course, they had no water to wash it with, they sliced a piece of fruit and gave it to someone interested in buying some.

I should've been forewarned by another experience. in the late 80's I went on a Japanese tour of Thailand with my Japanese first wife. Japanese love to sample Ramen in different countries. We went on a tour of the famous water market in Bangkok, Our tour started upstream and as we meandered down this dirty river we saw people washing laundry in it, washing their hair, a young kid defecating in it, and so forth. On the way the tour guide said in Japanese, 'I know many of you will want to try the ramen from the ramen boat. But I want you to watch the boat first and then we will see if you want it. When we reached the water market, we stopped in the river close enough to watch the vendor, who sat in his small boat with a stove and a large vat of ramen. Next to him was a stack of bowls. We watched as someone would come up in their boat, order ramen, and he would take a bowl off the top of the stack, fill it with ramen, and serve it. It didn't take long to watch him serve several people. Each of whom sat in their little boats and ate the ramen. When they were done they would hand the bowl back to him, and he would dip it in that same slow moving river a few times and stick it back on top of the pile of bowls. Needless to say, none of the horrified Japanese tourists wanted to try the ramen.

I have no problem with the street vendors in Japan. I trust them. In Kyoto I would eat whelks from street vendors. Tako yaki, or cooked dough balls with octopus meat in them are common and delicious. The street vendors that sell on the way to, and even in, the famous Fushimi Inari Taisha---the large shinto shrine with the torii gates placed one after the other that go all over the mountain the shrine is on, sell old fashioned yakitori---it tastes like chicken, which today's yakitori is made from, but there are a lot of bones that you have to pick out, and the skull crunches when you bite into it----it consists of skewered sparrow. At least the feathers have been removed.

Izakaya, the small restaurant stands that sell beer, sake and food, could be considered street vendors but the they are more than just a cart. They can sell some pretty good food. There was one at the edge of Osaka that was actually in a building rather than a stall, it was called Sake Dojo (a dojo for drinking sake). I have been writing a book of stories for my grandkids and other family members about the many adventures, many of them humorous, that my wife and I have had. I wrote a whole chapter on my adventures at Sake Dojo, which I would eat at when I was a student at Kansai Gaidai (University) which was before I met my wife. Including a time that I ate fried rice that unmistakably had some cockroach body parts in it. I stayed away for a week or so after that, but, it was too delicious to not return. The best fried chicken I have ever had in my life was served by Sake Dojo. I can still remember the taste today. I have searched all over the world, and never had it as good as theirs. And the Fried Rice was really good too. Maybe I will post that story here on HF.

Anyway---all of those culinary adventures and I still have no interest in tasting semen. Pussy on the other hand----I LOVE THAT.

Speaking of which, I was joking with a Japanese girl on instagram who was making suggestive comments about eating pussy. I wanted to respond to her in Japanese that 'I love to eat akagai,' which has been sometimes translated as mussel, but is actually blood clam. It is a euphemism for eating pussy and in fact if you order it at a sushi bar, it will be served, carefully removed from the shell, to look exactly like a pussy. I was on my phone and I have a Japanese keyboard I can switch to, which has always worked fine---in fact, even in the 1980's I had a Japanese word processor and writing Japanese was a breeze. When you type in the Japanese alphabet, you can pull up kanji (Chinese characters) from that which are selected in part from a spellcheck like software, and then based on the most common kanji to the least common. This software has always worked very well---from the 1980's on.

Until recently that is. The Google Japanese keyboard has become very difficult to use. Akagai in kanji means Red Shell. And it is the most common kanji for that word. But I could not pull up the kanji on my phone---but many obscure words did come up. So I tried Aka, for red, again, many kanji before I finally found red. The same with kai (or gai). I think the problem is that they have switched to AI, and it pisses me off, it has gotten hard to write in Japanese!

But here is the funny part. I wondered how the google translation would translate this----so I pressed translate under my comment, and it changed to 'I love to eat red snapper' in English. What?! How the hell did they get red snapper (Tai, in Japanese) from blood clam? Obviously this is stupid AI! But I thought that was pretty funny---calling a pussy a red snapper! Maybe AI is suffering from a Freudian malady!

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My wife's favorite position is on top. She needs clitoral stimulation in order to reach an orgasm so she either grinds down during sex or I use my thumb to rub her clit. About half the time she reaches her climax before I finish, but the other times she doesn't (I know....think about baseball, stock market, etc but her gyrations are just too pleasant to ignore sometimes). Many years ago after one such time, she asked if I minded her moving up to my face to finish her orally. We all know there is only one answer....so she moved up onto my face as my cum was dripping out of her. I just wiggled her hips to move her into the right place on my face and went with the flow...so to speak. I figured the best way to go about this is the just 'suck it up and dive in'.......or 'dive in and suck it up' - both would work wonderfully for her.

She now loves it when I finish first and she moves up to my face. She told me her climaxes are more intense and deeper after she warms up riding me and the results concur.

 

I ate my first cream pie because the girl I was with told me, after I spent a long time eating her - then fucking her - that she was still horny and really needed to get off so... get back down there and eat her pussy. I... balked; I was looking down at her pussy and the big glob of my cum oozing out of her and I wasn't going to do it but I wanted to be able to have her again and I also thought that it wasn't like I didn't know what my cum tasted like so with a little "urging" from her with her hands on my head and pushing me down, I went back down on her and the motion of her fucking against my face got my cum on my tongue and... hmm pussy-flavored cum didn't taste all that bad and I went on to make her cum like that - then fucked her again - then went back down on her again and that guaranteed that I'd have her again.

I remember her giving me a deep tongue kissing after we were finally done and she said, "I like the way my pussy tastes on you..." and it still makes me hard today thinking about that first-time moment.

 

Now that I’m bi and have swallowed I’d eat a cream pie no problem, I’d eat mine or someone else’s.

 

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Sorry you feel that way. You are missing out on some of the most intense moments you can share with your lady. If it makes a woman hot/hotter , Im in. When I was seperated for a yr. I had sex with dozens of women. I kissed them after blowjobs and after fucking and cumming in them I would go down on them again , until they colapsed in orgasmic bliss. I may have had sticky cum on my face, but they all had a smile on theirs.

 

So far. my wife won't let me maybe I need to have a serious talk with her.

 

I don't think I've missed out on much.

First of all my wife does not like the taste of semen so I don't think she would allow me to kiss her if I had a mouth full of it. On the other hand, I do love going down on her, and I sincerely believe that she has the best tasting pussy I have ever had, and others agree. I will say that there was another Filipina that was a close second, who was also a lot of fun, until she started falling in love with me, and my wife said, no more. (The worst was my first wife, a Japanese girl, but I still loved going down on her as well.) My wife will let me kiss her after going down on her. But I don't think she would like it if there was semen there. In fact, when we first started dating and she was my mistress and I her lover (we were both in unhappy, but sexually active, marriages) We were in bed naked and making out, and I started to go down on her, she stopped me and said, "My husband used me today, do you still want to do it?" Of course I wanted to have sex, but she indicated she didn't want me to go down on her, which I was fine with.

I hardly notice it if it is my own cum, but I do love the feel of cum in my wife's pussy from a lover. I may not lick it, but I love how it makes us both wet, and makes her slippery and wet, and I will play with it in my fingers. Rub it in our groins, or whatever, I just don't taste it.

But when she is with someone else, it is a whole night of sexual adventure for us, even if it is with a lover she has known for years. To begin with, she lets me know exactly when they are starting and when they have finished. Usually I will even watch on FB Messenger, or at least listen in. (The aforementioned Filipina wanted to join in on our game, so there were times when she would come over while my wife was with a lover, and we would make love as we watched or listened to my wife. And when this Filipina started developing feelings for me, and insisted that I was the only one that could make her orgasm, we tried to help her date other men, so there were times when I got to be with her as well after she had satisfied someone else.)

When my wife gets home, then her lover's cum inside her vagina, is certainly one of the focal points of our love making. There were times when we made love in their wet spot. And of course, there have been times when we had a menage-a-trois, or a weekend we spent with this other Filipina joining in as well to make 4 of us.

So it is not like we have an aversion to semen. In fact it would be a disappointment if her lover failed to cum inside of her. It is even a bit of a disappointment when they don't cum as much. So we enjoy it, we just don't get it in our mouths.

 

I love eating cream pie

 

All day long. Mine or someone elses. I even eat my own when jacking off.

 

So do I I love eating my own and someone else cum it’s yummmmy!!

 

I’ve eaten a cream pie from another guy but not my own. I was licking her clit while he fucked her then cleaned her up after he came.