^ Dude, you're not listening to him, her pussy fucking stinks, it s not the natural odour, this chick is smugling a fish down there or something.
Offer to do it for her(grooming) if she's afraid of doing it herself, it could be very erotic....my lover did mine for me when I was pregnant and couldn't reach, I loved it!!
loads of hair is a bit offputting, But you can trim it with an electric razor without risking cutting, and a little bit isn't so bad imo. In answer to the "waaah - would YOU shave if we asked comments" Yes, if a girlfriend asked, why on earth not? It doesn't affect me in any way. On the same topic though Completely shaved is waaaay too much like going down on an eight year old. I like my women to look like women, not girls. There shouldn't really be an exceptional taste or smell if she has good hygiene. Unfortunately, that's an issue you'll have to raise with her... unless you sneakily wash her while she asleep... that could work. Finally, if you really don't like it, don't do it, just don't expect favours from her either. No one could really expect you to do something that makes you feel nausea.
she wont "cut herself" if she uses shaving cream and then something for the razor burn, they have this stuff called "bikini zone" and it works great. if its as big as it sounds, then trim first, then shave with a razor that has a moisterizing strip. the whole, doing it for her, like maryjblaze said, that could be a good way of getting her into it, take a sexy bath with her, wash her genitals and she can wash and stroke yours, then make sure you show her how hot it is, really go crazy down there
alternatively, hide a small hair trimmer in you mouth and just do it sneakily when you go down on her. "What's that noise?" "I'm humming" "It's sounds electric" "Cunnilingus always makes me hum that way" "oh..." It's the perfect crime
SOunds like a little of both here. Make sure she hasnt ran a marathon before you go down on her and eventually you will acquire the taste. I used to hate the taste of pussy, beer and whiskey. Now they are my favorite things in the world. Hope this help......commence to muffdiving.
I am also a great friend of that calorie friendly eating hobby. For an easy trim go for the Wella Hairliner. It's pen size and safe to handle. It's make my hobby even nicer. http://www.haarprodukte.ch/images/Hairliner.jpg Hygiene is of course another issue. I had recently this virgin friend. Even after she had a long shower and claimed to have cleaned herself well. After close inspection I still find some white stuff (is it also called smegma for girls?). Really quite a turn off.
We would be best friends. And that sounds like a dank broad to me. I'm not about to drag a weedwhacker into bed with me. Don't even get me started on cheesy poot. Hurgh.
Sounds like a bunch of pussies talking about pussy! Good grief, the guy doesn't like pussy. He's flunked male 101. Hand her off to someone who will appreciate her desires. You go to sunday school and start dating the plainest looking teacher there. I think that the more sweat, juice, hair and touch of uric acid there is, the more wonderful the sex. Taste and smell deluxe! What the hell is wrong with hair? It holds the scent of a woman. What's wrong with sweat? It is part of the scent of a woman. She's probably as clean as the next one, he just can't stomach robust sex. Quit automatically assuming she is dirty, she has some terrible disease, or she stores last week's sperm in her privates. He just don't like it (poor fella.)
Pffft! Lightweight. I won't go down on a girl unless she has ROADKILL shoved up there, and moss growing. What is wrong with the smell and tastes of nature?!?!?! And if some ants have made their nest in there, all the better.
I'm gonna go right ahead and pretend you got that picture by googling "Roadkill and Moss Vagina + Ants Nest" cos it will serve to make the world seem that much more strange and interesting
And admitting that I MSpaint past'd that thing together would show just how much of a turd I really am.
