Embarrassing Facts About Yourself 2

I judge how good my classes are by the amount of attractive people in them

 

Well, at least you're coming to class :afro:

 

And are they better when you attend, or when you don't? :smilielol5:

 

I bring my laptop with me when I am using the toilet

 

I don't know a thing about ip laws and I have no clue if a thing like my signature that I haven't even changed in 7 years is illegal or otherwise offensive to the artist(s)

Everyone steals music from the internet which I have honestly never done but I just put up published images.

 

every once in a while i put a small bit of tinactin powder in my bellybutton to keep it fresh :d

 

Embarrassing Fact: I don't like talking on the phone. Sometimes, if a friend wants to talk on the phone with me, I will tell them that I cannot do it because I am preoccupied, when it really is just because I don't like it.

I think it is because I cannot see their face and body language, yet I can still pick up on SOME non verbal hints by the inflection of their voice. It is like my brain gets confused.

 

Oh honey everything better with a little dark suger

 

I get an erection incredibly easy. And when I mean incredibly I mean like cuddling with a girl I find attractive, holding hands, even hugging intimately. I have always thought something was wrong with me, I've even had sex before but it still happens... wtf.

 

Awwww u just haven't had it thrown down like it should

 

I am more comfortable talking to my animals than I am talking to people.

 

i have one black hair that grows right on the tip of my nose...i pull it out with tweezers every week or so but it always comes back

 

wax it

 

I talk to myself in my head like I do somebody else- sometimes aloud when I'm at home. Oh, the conversations we have.... And I also make faces to what I'm thinking, or I'll laugh.

Also, I play out scenarios with other people and will make motions, mouth words, and get into the emotion of the scenario... If somebody were to secretly watch my while I'm alone- they would think I'm crazy!!

 

I do this sometimes also.

I though a 60+ year old lady I work with is attractive, I'm 17. XD

 

I like to stand next to old ladies in the meat department at the store and whisper "Hey, sexy, I've got yer meat right here,,".

 

:afro: My thick heavy hair and stress i guess is causing me to loose some hair in the front...........
but in my line of work it's best it's in a pony tail which makes it worse......

 

I tried to poison my step dad when I was in junior high.

I live a fantasy in my mind where I am a world famous singer/best selling author/swimsuit model, who is involved with many different famous men.

I like to steal boyfriends and husbands from people.

I like to take things from people's house.

I go days without eating so I don't gain weight.

 

I have low self esteem, I can be really needy, i have separation issues, I'm clumsy, I'm a pretty calm person but I have anger issues and I scream I'm super emotional and really nice which puts me in difficult situations sometimes :/

 

i think i had a conversation with my jacket the other night. this is true. i was half sleeping half awake, sorta, i think it was another episode of sleep paralysis... i hung the hood of my jacket on the doorknob.. and it looked like a person.. and she was talking to me. i dunno about what.. i was too scared to really be listening. when i fully woke up, i was like.. that was ridiculous. lol -_-