Embarrassing facts about yourself

just work at a large department store like i do where you can just walk around all day

 

there is nothing to be afraid of...

 

I hate apple pie

 

I fucking LOVE apple pie.

 

Im at least two years behind in filing my taxes

mostly due to attention and concentration problems....and being to cheap to pay someone..(its business taxes..real pain in the ass)

 

I can make myself cum by rubbing my right nipple

 

That's funny, because my right nipple is more sensitive to touch than my left. We're nipple buddies! lmao

 

I only very recently found out what IMHO mean's

 

now that is true talent

 

Now THAT would be convenient.

 

i like to write physics calculations on my steamed shower glass door hehe
_____∞ 0 z [ A S]2
_Me = Σ 0 x [-MΔ]3 X[ V ] v = d^2(pi)L/4
_____p1 -1y

which basicly translates to me showering forever in a dimensional vector acceleration going the speed of light experiencing time dilation, lost in time and space, with great velocitys and even greater notions of experience and human consciousness spiraling into a helix fractal -- coming at the same rate as going with a massless body unbounded by the natural laws of physics.... that is my most embarrassing thing i could think of telling someone...that or me peeing in the shower...but what guy doesn't pee in the shower

 

Lmao yay!

 

I have a weird nipple...

 

I stole the doctors stress ball from his office..

 

I have to push hair away it i want to see my nipples

also whenever i get an ECG/EKG done i leave the sticky things on for at least a day because then i lose less hair when i yank them off

 

I made a little joke today in front of a group of people(2 people) and they just stare at me

 

one time a long time ago I used the word "******" without realizing one the guys with us was black...

I never used the word since (not out loud anyway)

 

LMAO, thats funny, what happen? i'm curious, i'm black and I don't have a problem when a white person use "******" in a funny/ or non serious way

 

What was the joke?

 

we were talking about social network , and they was joking of how every kid has facebook...etc and I was like not my little babies/baby cousins, and they just stare at me ...like wtf

It wasnt really a joke, it was a statement...

but i kept on laughing, so i wont feel stupid..idk i'm bad at socializing