End times with Thudly

You'll have to do another reprint.Thud has arisen from the dead.Just in case he's been possessed or something,keep sending money to this P.O. box.Please no more pop tops or food stamps!Also the rumers are completly false that i've been spending all the money on rot gut whiskey and cheap whores.They are not cheap.

 

You get what you pay for. Got the pictures in the mail today. Thanks they're lovely.
One question. What's this deal about send more money...or...the National Enquirer. I don't get it.

 

Okie.. what don't you understand about SEND MONEY it means to send money...lol.. and while your at it send me some too, my pc is dying.

 

cause enquirering minds want to know.What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,at least for a price.Send money.Checks are welcome,but we prefer cash.

 

Checks in the mail.

 

HA! I heard that one before... check's in the mail.. Yippie!!!

 

Hey, I just got another one with letters pasted on a piece of paper. It says, "You're clueless. Never mind!"

I suspect this last one was sent by a mason. The envelope has blue chalk all over it.

 

Mark Twain was once mistakenly pronounced dead. Famously, he replied,"My death has been exaggerated", or something like that.


So has my abscence-- I've been working instead of booze-hounding it--BARK! BARK!HOWL-YOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Ahem!

Next case.

I STILL LOVE MY PUSSYCATS!

(now go by my novel, "A Haven From Violence", at Barnes and Noble or Amazon.com).

Now! I need the royalties.

 

i've already donated all my money to the church,besides why buy the goat when you can get the milk for free.

 

Good Mornin' Everbody.
What a lovely day. The birds are singing merrily and the flowers are blooming steadily. The tomatoes are ripening on the vine and the cows are grazing in the meadow.. ahhhh, life is sweet.. well except for the little lessons one has to learn now n then, it's all good..

er' I don't belive the goat was 'free' and she doesn't like to give her milk up that easily.. Ever try to milk a goat.. you know they ones that aren't bred for milking... goats can get onry ya know..

funny goat story

Several yrs ago when our youngest boy was around 5 or 6, we had only one goat that someone had given us, her name was Precious? Anyway she was a good goat as far as goats go. she was tame and liked attention.
Timothy on the other hand was not as tame and like to shoot Precious with his bb gun. I scolded him and even banned him from using the bb gun. He would sneek it out and shoot precious.
One day Lynn and a couple of dudes were over messin' with precious and Timothy was out there with them. I heard a big Boom and ran to the kitchen window to see what it was. All I could see was the guys laughing and so I just figurad they did something but it was cool cuz everyone was laughin'.
Then Timothy was sitting on the back steps kinda crying so I went to see what was wrong. He wouldn't fessup, just was mad as hell and all red in the face. I finally got him to tell me.. It seems he was out in the goat barn with everybody and Precious realized that he was the one shooting her and she butted Timothy across the barn and everyone howled with laughter. Tim was not hurt, he was embarrassed. He said everyone was laughing at him, I told him that precious was just getting him back, but he wasn't worried about Precious,, his pride had been wounded.
He never shot at Precios again after that, so I guess he learned his lesson... but it was funny.
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now i couldn't say cow cause you're the heifer.i think i've mentioned a similiar experiance with a jealous ram when i was 5.

Mares eat oats and goats eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.A kid'll eat ivy too.Wouldn't you.

 

Yes, I'm back again, and the short time I was off-line, I missed you Teepi and Gate68 and Lonely-Unfucked Heifer and the rest of you reprobates.


From Thudly to all of you-- CHEERS! (Thudly drains a shot to his cyberspace friends!~)

NOW GO BUY HIS NOVEL! (He needs the royalties!)

As you were.