Ever been dumped?

No, never dumped either.

I had an online girlfriend before I ever had a real one; we called it off rather mutually when she started using K again.

 

????? what if they were faithful just saw no future with you. No need to say they didnt deserve anything good.

 

You shoulda slapped him around a bit, no one breaks up with Piaf!

 

where's the "no one breaks up with undies" speech?

 

did you ever meet her? Just curious.

 

No, but I did spend $75 to talk to her on the phone for about 10 minutes when she was upset one time and her Internet went out +_+

I don't consider it an actual relationship, but it was relevant to the thread.

It's funny, we both met the people we're still with (nearly 4 years later) shortly after we parted ways.

 

yeah, by my boyfriend that i'm still with.. he broke up with meee twice? i think maybe 3 times..

and i broke up with him twice....

:willy_nilly:

 

I actually haven't.

 

Why'd you keep taking him back?

 

apparently so she could turn around and dump him.

 

Dem hoz.

 

hmmm cause i was mad about him :love:

haha, its difficult situation

 

That back-and-forth thing is a sign of weakness. Or it might be some of that fierce Irish passion I keep hearing about.

 

haha.. probably a bitta both

 

yes..usually once a day...but some days I manage to hold it in

If I drink lots of milk it will result in multiples but theyre pretty saucy so Im not sure it counts as a dump

 

I break up with undies every day, and then I get out a fresh pair.

I hope they aren't too upset. It's not them, it's me...ok it's really them...

 

they're better broken in on day 2.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JOBO8BPpko"]YouTube - How Many Lumps do You Want Sue?

 

I assume it's in your back pocket, crumpled away, because you don't have the balls to use it.

 

Yeah, I know.
It took me whole two weeks to get over him.
Damn.