Everybody wants to blow

sigh

 

Oh, you don't like that name? lol

Edit: Or am I making you lose at your own game?

 

no, it said sigh for candid pics. So, I'm sighing

 

Well, it was a candid shot that someone took of me.
I'm thinking of changing it. I'm not a fan of my phat ass.

 

ass is just fine!

so no naked pics for sighing? dangit.

 

Ugh, I don't have the motivation.
I'm sober... I have no motivation when I'm sober.

 

It has to be happy hour right now. it's what, 5:30 where you're at.

 

alright, damn, I'm a bad bad boy today.

 

It's all right.

 

Nope. 4:43.

 

ah, Damn!

 

What's all the frustration about?!

 

none on my end. just, ah, damn! it's not 5:00 yet. I was ah, damnin for you

 

It's 5:19...?

 

not when I ahh damned it wasnt. lets celebrate with beer.

 

Sure thing; however, I'd much rather get stoned.

 

fire it up man.

 

I'm out. Such a sad, sad day.
I wonder if my dad will drive out here to smoke me out?

 

bummer man... bummer. I have to go get me a keg today. I'm outta beer.

 

I have beer, but I don't have weed. It sucks.