Everybody wants to blow

Not so fast! I want to be blown by Sasquatch and all other mystical creatures!


Dear GOD this is never going to end..is it?

 

You can have El Chupacabra, it's teeth are too sharp... I mean, I already fear "zip ups" Don't want something that sharp near my huge wang, if you know what I'm saying...

 

Zippers can be very very bad.

 

Two words: button fly...

Safe and cool looking, that's why I roll with them...

 

amen sista. Taht or wear underwear, but who the fuck wants that

 

I know, pfft, underwear is for losers, I use mine like a bear trap, waiting for someone to fall in and so I can snap it shut and never let them go...

 

soundsssss ssssscary

 

It is... I put bows around it to make it look more inviting...

 

hmmm, i see. Interesting technique. I dont see it working for me, do you?

 

Instead of bows, draw a dollar around it..

if you draw it, they will come...

 

hmmm,
I see where you're going with this and I approve!

 

I win. That means everyone wants to [love] on me!

 

muah!

 

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