Everyone needs to be more like Me

So when can we come visit?

 

No place cheaper to visit than Thailand! Big movie stars (and higher prices) are on the west side of the peninsula at Phuket island, but I live in Nakhon on the Gulf of Thailand. Cheap, few foreigners live here (hence, the cheap prices). Food is CHEAP here. I pay $10 for a beach house on the edge of the sand on Had Yai beach, under the cliffs..huge breakers rolling in for body surfing. Plenty of birds in the nearby salt water. marshes. Wait. I'm the only one who cares about that!

 

I'm so glad people are not all like me. We would probably live in a pre-industrial society. Ah well, that would have it perks too I guess :biggrin:

It is known people get heartattacks during running...

 

rofl eggsprog and MeatyMushroom. ya #6b was intentional to see if someone else would point it out. and you guys crack me up

 

There might be more westerners soon, you sure make it sound very tempting to go :biggrin:

 

It's also common for avid runners to involuntarily shit their shorts during running.

 

Yup There's always a bright side.

 

I learn something new every day here :2thumbsup:

 

That goes without saying.

That would be hard for you, since you don't have the required body parts to be me, but here goes...

1. Since I can't disagree with myself, everyone being exactly like me would lead to instant world peace. [/thread]
2. I'm in very good shape for my age; thin and healthy.
3. I own a successful business.
4. I have a good education, and enjoy learning new things.
5. I live in an area with low crime rates, reasonable traffic, nice houses and parks, good access to mountains and beaches.
6. I'm easy to get along with; calm tempered unless disrespected.
7. Massive CD collection, many different types of music.
8. Not a conformist.
9. I have a lot of sexual skills and experience.
10. If you're still reading, and really want 10 reasons, just repeat #9.

 

mmmm...candy bars

 

If I am going to seriously consider working on this and becoming you, I am glad that it is a short list.

 

I'm definitely hiding a secret candy bar. You never know what might happen to the world economy.

 

A stashed candy bar should be just a given thing.

 

Fixed

 

Speaking of emergency candy bars, although I avoid processed food and sugar, I keep a small canister of dark unsweetened cocoa powder, one of raw cashews, one of semi-sweetened chocolate chips on my kitchen shelf. In the evenings, I mix a little scoop of each in a bowl, eat my instant home-made chocolate candy. Non-fattening, and it puts you to sleep like a knock-out pill.

 

Sounds delish!!

I am not sure you should be giving this secret to Meagain as he is then going to put it on his list like he thought of it.

 

I Thought Meagain Was A Woman, And The Name Was A Variation

Of Megan, Some Days Teh Intertubes Confuse Dear Olde GLEN....



Cheers Glen.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ7DMofgzmo"]Eminem - Role Model - The Slim Shady LP - YouTube

 

Ha, ha-here in Thailand there isn't the slightest hint as the gender of a person by hearing the name, as each name is different, and people go by whimsical nicknames, given by their parents. I know both boys and girls named "Gus" and "Dome," but traditional Thai clothing looks the same-baggy pants, gathered in at the ankles. But as people speak in Thai, they identify themselves with a gender pronoun. Females say "kah" and males say "cop." If a female has a male gender identity, she can call herself "cop" while still being dressed like a female-or the same for males, who can call themselves "kah." It's pretty common. Thai generally refer to me as "cop," despite my female clothing for work.