Everyone Post The Biggest Lie U Heard

lol yeah they got thousands of mass bombs ... the only thing they got right now is hash and we live on that iraqi hash here in kuwait

 

This car belonged to my grandmother and she only drove it on sundays.

 

Drugs are bad for you, he police are here to help you.

 

The above the influence commercials.

 

LoL +1...don't they realize THEY are trying to influence people to NOT smoke pot...influence is influence. Bastards.

 

My high school principal:

"These are the years you'll look back on fondly."

 

KARMALIZED, you don't relly know till you're dead.

 

90% of the penis size posts around here
hee

 

my friend has cockroaches that are a foot big, and they come to you by calling their names... and sometimes they bring you the remote...

 

Trust Me.......I'm A Doctor...



Cheers Glen.

 

NO, MOm thats not my pot...Im holdin it for a friend

 

Just sign the paper son, the Army will make a man outa you.....

 

orison319......Is The Most...Hunky...Spunky...Desirable Slab Of "Beefcake" On These Forums...................



Cheers Glen.

 

"Married? I'm Not Married. Wait, Baby! Okay, I Am. But I'm Separated And We're Getting A Divorce."

That Happened The Other Night To My Best Friend. He Still Had His Ring On, Too. She Kicked Him In The Knee And Walked Away. :cheers2:

 

Ha..Ha..Love It.......Pity The Kick Didn't Connect A Bit Higher..............



Cheers Glen.

 

next time GlenGlen comes to visit, he promises to NOT bring any gun powder products with him....

 

She Wouldn't Have Kicked Him If He Hadn't Grabbed Her By The Shoulders. And I'm Pretty Sure She Was Intending To Kick Him A Bit Higher, But He Was Standing Too Close. I Told Her She Should Have Kneed Him, Then Yelled Back "You Forgot To Take Off Your Ring, Jackass!" He Was So Far Gone, He Didn't Even Realize He Had Forgotten To Take It Off.

 

Last summer, I went to my friends house, there were alot of people chillin in her backyard.. and everyone was like, "so and so (his name was mark) died lastnight. he took an E pill with some other drugs and ended up dying."

like a week later, in the same backyard, some kid was like "dude mark's not dead. I called his house and he answered, and he was like 'dude I'm alive. what is everyone's deal?'.."

apparently it was a rumor someone made up. thinking back on it makes me laugh because we ALL were shocked that he had died. and then rejoiced that he was alive. hahah.

 

SO TRUE........ And Not Only Have You Had The Time To Rebuild The "Pallas De Farmout" After That Most Unfortunate Incident.......BUT.. Glen Has Enrolled Himself In A "University Course" Which Teaches Advanced Applications Of The Latest...(and almost undectable) Explosives....
Having Just Graduated...Glen Is Now Keen To Put His Newfound Knowledge To The Test....

BE AFRAID......BE VERY AFRAID.......



Cheers (and peace..to you and your cabin).

Glen...

 

Sir GlenGlen is on his meds now and everything is cool.... I think....