Facts

i do like little boys thats true

the next person has the worlds largest paper clip chain

 

the next poster has the answer to where you really go when you fall backwards into a puddle of water after drinking ice tea.

 

And I'm not telling....haha!


The next person likes to dance around in ruby slippers singing "Somewhere over the Rainbow".

 

The next person who posts just took a big stinky poo.

 

OMG...Wow...Someone's Been Peeping through that Crack in the Door...

And Yeah...Next Person After this is so Stupid that it Hurts...

 

Thank You

The Next One Is The Most Gorgeous Spirit Ever

 

Awwww, thanks, Marie.



The next person is wearing a pink beehive wig and silver stilettos, nothing else.

 

damn are you spying on me?

The next is lighting up a pringles can sized joint and is inviting me over.

 

yeh, come on over, its probably for the best that i share it

the next person is sorry, but their life, their love, and their lady is the sea.

 

Wrong,wrong, and wrong again, Pablo Picasso

Next soul to post loves me very much and wants to birth my children.

 

Well Shoot Why Not.

Next Person Wants To Get Involved In Helping Cirrohosis Masturbate

 

I mean its obvious he can't figure it out on his own...just being helpful




The next person knows the words to every last one of Barry Manilow's songs and lives by them.

 

"I write the songs that make the whole world sing"


Next chump is gona sing the next line to this wonderful Barry Manilow ballad.

 

um, um, um is the nest line....i wanna fuck you like an animal?



next person is thrilled by running around outside nude

 

You forgot, "with a carrot peeking out of his ass."


Next person likes watching carrot shoving nudists.

 

Only if I can help with the lube....




next person is able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

 

yeah but I have to wear thongs or I get a wedgie





the next person hasn't had sex since 1996

 

is that when it was?

i forget.

nexter's really a transdimentional being of unknown origen.

=^^=
.../\...

 

Well, they're working on on my case...



Next peep is fond of sticking their hands in unflushed toilets.....

 

i can't help it, we have old plumbing!


next is actually a capitalist pig who wears thongs.