Family Guy quotes. Eek.

"Thats worse than the time we had that wisconsin couple living above us..." *listening to them have sex*"oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap"

 

Brian - This place is terrible, you can hear the mice humping in the walls
*sounds of Mickey Mouse humping*
Mickey - That was awesome

 

"You can't hug your children with nuclear arms."

 

^ *Death stares at her, and then proceeds to touch her*
*She immediately falls dead onto the table*
"Check please!"


Hahaha

 

Peter: "Oh my god, Brian, there’s a message in my Alphabits. It says, ‘Oooooo.’ "
Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios"