Family Guy

Discussion in 'Cartoons' started by Spuff, Mar 19, 2005.

  1. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    I love family guy! i hope the new episodes still have the same raw humor that the old ones do. I remember one of my favorite quotes...that hasn't been said :p
    it went something like this...

    Guy 1: Hey, You want a piece of gum?

    Guy 2: Ya Sure!

    *hands him a piece of gum*

    Guy 1: Ha Ha! I fooled you! thats a piece of trick gum!

    Guy 2: haha, really? whats the trick?

    Guy 1: Now your addicted to Black Tar Herion!

    Guy 2: Oh! hahaha! *begins to shivver*, soooo cold...

    hehe...
     
  2. confessor

    confessor Member

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    I especially enjoy those talks over coffee between Brian and Lois :)
    But Stewie Rocks !
     
  3. Hairbear

    Hairbear Member

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    mr.rasta.penguin man....you have a good quote there...tresure it for life....
     
  4. Unbreakable_T

    Unbreakable_T Member

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    And as for you, kind sage, I only hope my, heartfelt thanks will keep you warm
    as you spend the next ten years IN FROZEN CARBONITE!
     
  5. inzgary

    inzgary Members

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    Family guy is among my favorites. The El Dorado Cigarettes episode was awesome!


    SMOKE!
     
  6. Unbreakable_T

    Unbreakable_T Member

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    "We have four flavours of icecream; strawberry, vanilla, chocolate and people"

    "wait a minute, what was that last one?"

    "chocolate!"

    VIRTUAL STUCK BEHIND A BUS!!!!!!
     
  7. thisismike

    thisismike Overlooked/Uninvited

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    My favorite is Stewie

    Stewie to Meg: Hey!.........Porker!!........That's right, I called you Porker! And there's nothing you can do about it because I am behind my inpenitrable cereal box fort!

    Then Stewie to Brian: Hey!......Drunkie..... That's right I called you Drunkie! And there's nothing you can-(Brian demolishes stewie's fort)

    Stewie - DAMN!
     
  8. ZenSewing

    ZenSewing Member

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    It's wrong on so many levels and yet so fuggin hilarious.
     
  9. junkhead

    junkhead Member

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    i fuckin love it
     
  10. taxrefund90

    taxrefund90 Member

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    peter is definetly the funniest. he just is. but stewie is funnier in a different way cause it is more of a intellectual funniness.
     
  11. Unbreakable_T

    Unbreakable_T Member

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    who touched the thermostat?!?!!?!
     
  12. Rasputin

    Rasputin Member

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    the way peter falls over is awesome
     
  13. Unbreakable_T

    Unbreakable_T Member

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    peter! you're like the idiot from shine!
     
  14. Maggie Sugar

    Maggie Sugar Senior Member

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    The first season was really funny. My favorite line is where Brian says to the Peter, "I'd really like to help you out, Peter, but I have to go out into the hall and chew on the back of my ass for about half an hour." OMG, my dh and I still laugh about this. (If you have a dog, you'll know why.)

    And the mother telling someone "Stewie was a difficult baby. He was very difficult to breastfeed." And Stewie is thinking "That horrible witch was trying to poison me with her breastmilk."

    But the last time we had it on, we actually turned it off. It was just raw to get attention. It wasn't even funny. They aren't being cool by "pushing boundries" they are just making stupid fuck jokes.

    I don't watch it anymore.
     
  15. SageDreamer

    SageDreamer Senior Member

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    I've been accused of being Stewie all grown up.
     
  16. kif

    kif Member

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    "I'm not drunk, I'm exhausted from staying up all night drinking beer." - Peter Griffin


    Classic
     
  17. fullybaked

    fullybaked Banned

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    funnyist show on the planet
     
  18. underground04

    underground04 Member

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    i love family guy, especially the new one where they lois has a shoplifting addiction and the griffins hide out in asian town

    peter: wow, what are you doin here quagmire

    quagmire: theres nothin i love more than doin a woman in the can. ohh!

    announcer guy: who else but quagmire?

    singers: hes quagmire, quagmire, ya never really know what hes gonna do next, hes quagmire, quagmire

    quagmire: giggidy giggidy giggidy lets have sex!

    and later on, they were watching cbs and the eye squinted and turned up
    lois: i ordered caucasian for dinner
     
  19. fullybaked

    fullybaked Banned

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    family guy hell yeah
     
  20. MacFeast

    MacFeast Member

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    Man this thread has gone on long...

    Family Guy is sweet man! I haven't really caught much of the new episodes though. American Dad though...doesn't really make it for me, it amuses me that the girl in it is a hippy though, lol. Usually I only watch TV to see the new episode of Trailer Park Boys. Anyone watch TPB? Probably only in Canada...
     

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