you could just stretch the truth a bit for the sake of comedy we dont all make serious posts all the time:hat:
Well, I could have said I often fap to blindfolded lesbians tied up in dungeons where they are whipped and teased into submission... But that may be too serious for your tastes? So instead I'll say I fap to that little :hat: guy. Corr, gets me hot and bothered with all those tasty stripes ^^