farting during sex...

Yap, this is true!

 

Well I'll just say never never ever ever, eat two chilicheese dogs with lots of onions with a large cup of milk, then have SEX......No don't do it.:&


She stop, left, and came back in the room just laughing her ass off, then about after 10-15 minutes of us both laughing, we had more sex, but dam I was sooo embarrassed.

but the sex with her was great, then she laughed somemore.....

 

Hehe, I know a girl too that can queff on command, actually I'd never heard of it untill a few months ago when we got home from the city, we were lying on her bed suddenly she asked me if I wanted to see/hear her queff (has a bit more crude name in Danish tho XD). I was kinda 'what???' then she pulled down her pants and did it, then we both started laughing hysterically, first of all because it was funny and secondly because when she'd done it we looked into each others eyes and realised that we didn't really know eachother that well yet, and we both had a boy/girlfriend...

 

NOW THAT'S KINDA FUNNY

 

Yeah. That's pretty damn funny. Were either of you drunk at the time?

 

Yeah we were pretty drunk, we were so drunk that we right before we left town tried to play a game of poker but ended up banging our heads together and drinking a bit more to relieve the pain, but we both remember that moment crystal clear

 

after banging the heads did anything else happen *wink wink*

 

hehe, only that we split a bottle of vodka

 

I think it would have been even more hilarious if you had farted back. In the three years my ex and I were together, we often tried to out-fart each other when we made love.

-- Skeeter