^^^haha awesome. My older brother used to do something he called the fart cocoon. He would be laying on his bed with his blanket wrapped tightly around him and collecting a gas chamber of farts in it. Meanwhile I would be playing video games while sitting at the edge of his bed unaware of what he was up to. Then BAM!!! He would put me in a headlock and pull me into the wretched fart cocoon and seal the blanket! The Horror.
Once I woke up, and hadn't yet realised I had a stomach upset that day. So I was sitting reading the paper, and did a big fart, and poo ran down my leg I had to hobble to the toilet and then shower post haste....
Way to go Sal! I'm not ashamed to admit, I love farting, and I've never been one to stray away from a farting contest. Ah... The fun
