Farting

I have contests with my girlfriends...I'm more of a burper though. I wouldn't do either around anyone else besides my best friends. I think it's really gross when guys let it rip around me. I was dating one guy who actually kept asking me to pull his finger...it was the weirdest thing I have ever experienced...what does one say to that?

 

Some of the prettiest girls I've ever met are some of the loudest and smelliest farters...no lie.

 

then we would never get a long... I fart i dont care we all fart. Not a big deal.Whats disgusting is greed ... and diamonds ..and child being brainwashed into killing people... Thats disgusting..

 

humane diamonds provide an honest living for a lot of third-world countries...the other two-I agree, are disgusting. I strongly dislike those who display greed, entitlement and group thinkers.

 

Bella : what the heck "humane diamonds" are ?

 

You said fart! Hahahahaha!

Okay, so I don't get that amused, but seriously, how can you fart and not smile?

I love potty humor. Mhmm

 

humane diamonds are diamonds that do not proceed or finance war or genocide. There are a lot of rebel groups on the ivory coast that sell diamonds to fund conflict. better retailers like Tiffany (I fucking love Tiffany...I don't know what it is, even if I just get something sterling for myself the blue box almost gives me an orgasm.) don't use them but a lot of smaller ones that sell at wholesale prices actually sell diamonds that are purchased on the black market. It would be like buying Alkita brand groceries (bad comparasion but you know what I mean).

 

It's natural, it's going to happen whether you want it to or not. Get over it. My guy friends fart around me. I laugh because they are open with me enough to fart. I take it as a compliment coming from them. I fart, sometimes you just have to or else your stomach will hurt. It's not like you do it 24/7, maybe once or twice a day. And what makes you think that beautiful and stunning ladies don't fart? They might not make it known like most people, but they most definently fart. And one day me and my friends got high, and we were talking about burping and farting. It was hilarious because I've never been so open about flatulance before..kind of exhilerating.

 

I truly believe people should control their farting around one another

I find it to be a turn off, whether it be retard guy, or pretty girl
it shows poor upbringing and manners

 

That's exactly what I feel but didn't have the guts to say!

 

Chris you seem like an uptight asshole.

 

exactly
I mean, sometimes you can't, it just has to escape, but you say "excuse me" and feel embarrassed.

Farting is pretty normal, it's true, but it's not something I want my date to do around me, at least not until we're comfortable with one another bodies (ie not on the first date)

 

my thoughts exactly

 

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I know! My bodily functions don't go beyond the realm of drunk fun with my closest girlfriends. It's just plain wrong man.

 

ok, certain situations sure, its not appropiate. other situations i see no problem at all...like at the rustic, i'm not trying to pick up a townie there, so whatever - i fart i fart

 

What's so terrible about being carefree and laidback? Life is life, and farting is just another natural part of life.

It's not like it's really that big a deal anyways...