Farting

when I fart, I blame it on the invisible duck

 

After eating McDonalds one day, probably the last time I touched MDs, a few years ago...I farted on the train back home. :-D It reaked. The guy beyond me started coughing, so I moved. Then my friend move into the seat I was in for some reason. :-D And he says "It smells like someone took a shit over here." That story still cracks me up. I had to share it with my family while eating. :-D My uncle, my brother, and I all find farting hiliarious. But I don't do it in front of uptight people.

 

It is a natural body function. You guys who have a problem with farting need to lighten up. If I have to fart, I do.

 

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Of course i do, im human, everyone does, i was merely saying that for some reason my self can be put off anything that is biological even though i know as a biological creature it is hypocritical, thats why my short answer is no.

 

Well not just the animals, people to, yes that would be nice, a nice cold bland world with no germs

Ahh honestly it's just a feeling i sometimes get i know it's un-reasonable to hate the physical.

 

ok I love ya to death but that's a public place! That's horrible!

 

just saying, its the rustic

 

Even babies laugh at their own farts. It's just naturaly funny.

 

I am so sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities. Yes, if I need to fart I do, in public or private.

 

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imo it's the same as coughing in public without covering your mouth, or sneezing. I do not want anyone's germs in my space. It's not that I'm a priss or stuck on societal social graces...I am just weird about body fluids , people's germs and smells.

 

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same but mine are never loud nor real smelly... but everyone farts ...I dont see why I should be ashamed? I mean i would never fart while shaking hands with someone... thats rude.

 

So...a couple of days ago I posted in here displaying my complete acceptance of farts...but I lied. I'm not 100% tolerate. I hate when I'm sleeping in bed with someone and they fart. It's even worse when it causes the mattress to vibrate. eww

 

hehe...I love pulling dutch ovens on my husband.

 

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I noticed alot of people SBD (Silent But Deadly).
My dad is probably the "best" farter I've ever seen. He's been known to clear rooms in seconds.