Fast food

KFC is totally the devil for those of you who haven't had it. It tastes so goddamned awesome, but you can tell just by looking at it, it's terrible for you. Plus, you're supporting chicken torturers. I hate chickens, so this does not weigh on my conscious, but I assume it would on anyone who doesn't fucking hate chickens. Haha.

 

the evil little bastards deserve what happens to them.

 

One of my first encounters with a chicken was chasing it around the yard because it was chasing my next door neighbor's baby girl and pecking her on the back of the head. Fucking dickhole. And they were all bastards. Our next door neighbors illegally raised chickens for a couple of years, until my family's dog and the dog on the other side of them took care of all of them. It was too funny, we'd go out in the backyard and there'd be chicken legs sticking out of the ground, she'd always bury them upside down with their feet sticking out. Hilarious!

 

nice. we didn't have a dog to take care of it.

we do plan on having one evil little chicken running around our yard. something to throw rocks at.

 

My favorite thing was the day they rang one of their necks to eat it. It wasn't very good, though.

 

poor diet.

 

The noise and squabble and feathers flying in the next yard made the not-so-great chicken totally worth it. It makes me want to raise chickens just so we can have the ultimate satisfaction of offing them ourselves. They can keep their beaks, I like a challenge.

 

indeed.

 

I love chickens. They're so cool.

Last year when we went on the barcelona trip, my friend kept singing "when a man loves a chicken" to the tune of "when a man loves a woman". I think it was like on the fourth day when someone turned around and told him to shut the fuck up. So funny.

 

I really like this quote.

 

On the topic of chickens: Normally, I'm really into animal rights and I hate seeing animals tortured but I have NEVER had a chicken that wasn't totally fucking crazy. Chase your around the yard trying to flog you just because you walk out the door. Well, I chased it around the yard with a broom. I felt very accomplished.

 

did you kill it?

 

No, but i whacked it pretty good. It didn't mess with me anymore. But it periodically chased my mom and sister.

 

sounds like it needs to be killed and eaten

 

Well, you can thank the big ass raccoons for that. The chicken didn't last a year.

 

time to get a new chicken to kill then

 

haha we've had several since then. Ginnys too. They are better than any watchdog. A dog could be walking around a mile down the road and they go off with this weird call they have. Pretty cute, though.

 

Ew. I feel sick if I eat that stuff.

 

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

 

Wendy's rules my soul.