Fat People with Attitude

I can't blame The Cos...I'd do the Motorboat in that shit too.

 

Please don't eat me.

 

I'm fat and can kick all your asses.

 

:stunned: How the hell do you even maintain bulk like that?! (Thyroid issues, & diseases aside)

 

i couldn't handle all that pudding

 

My kind of fat person:

 

Slimer...........is.............the...............SHIT!!!

I used to watch the cartoon all the time when I was a youngin'.

I also drank the Ecto-cooler HI-C. The one with Slimer on the box.

..........I didn't get fat, however.

 

Anyone with attitude is annoying.

 

Slimer!!!

Hey, we got some hebrew nationals!

...Aww, bummer! The label says they're 97% fat free!

 

the ecto-cooler hi-c was great

 

Yes. Yes it was.

 

Man... I love the cartoon...

I actually found myself singing the theme song in Hebrew out of the blue today...

 

Who ya gonna call??

.........Fat People!!!!!!

 

Even Santa was fat:

 

Why do you think elves are extinct?????

Santa likes elfin stew. That's why he never eats your cookies. Stuffed with elves.

 

Good point.

Santa also likes to have sex with your mom. It's a proven fact... Santa usually goes to have sex with your mom after he gives out presents.

Even if Santa is actually your uncle.

Your mom is such a slut.

People, you should be ashamed.

 

I saw your mother on the beach the other day, BraveSir, and let me tell you, you are the one who should be ashamed. For shame!

 

Did you help her get back into the water?

She tends to get beached once in a while.

 

Hell no.

What do I fuggin' look like? Porpoise Haulers Unlimited?

 

Stop fingering each other's moms.