favorite quotes?

i'm so gullible. :tongue:

 

"to make an omelet, you have to break some eggs" - fight club

 

The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!" -Jack Kerouac, On The Road

 

Some from my favorite author, Tom Robbins

"Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide."

"Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business."

"The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplacable being."

"There's always the same amount of good luck and bad luck in the world. If one person doesn't get the bad luck, somebody else will have to get it in their place. There's always the same amount of good and evil, too. We can't eradicate evil, we can only evict it, force it to move across town. And when evil moves, some good always goes with it. But we can never alter the ratio of good to evil. All we can do is keep things stirred up so neither good nor evil solidifies. That's when things get scary. Life is like a stew, you have to stir it frequently, or all the scum rises to the top."

(he has A LOT of good ones...these are only just a few)

 

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Sir Stephen Henry Roberts

 

Anyone who chooses to go to a psychatrist needs their head checked.

Oscar Wilde. Cant remember the direct quote.

 

"Do not threaten me, Mr. Mulder. I've watched Presidents die."

~ Cigarette Smoking Man

 

*aims gun*

" 'Baby me', and you'll be peeing through a catheter."

~ Dana Scully

 

"I don't speak Nazi!"

~ Fox Mulder

 

"baby you look so good, so why dont you back that ass up"

 

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" -Douglas Adams

If the only tool you have is a hammer you will treat everything like its a nail - Unknown

 

When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for the Jews,
I remained silent;
I wasn't a Jew.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.

Pastor Martin Niemöller (1892--1984)

All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

 

'Hey you on public assistance
Why don't you get a job?
Sell some dope and buy some pride
It's the only thing you couldn't rob

Getting fucked up on Classon Avenue
Smoking crack and drinking booze
Spike in your arm
No money for food
But there's plenty of gas in your BMW

There's a dopewhore waiting at home
Dealing your shit on the chemophone
Poor Tawana gets born with a birth defect
But it only increases your welfare check'

- TON

ahh its more like...a song

 

"We're going after 10's now guys, raise your FUCKING standards!" ~ Erik von Markovik

 

You can't lead a calvary if you think you look funny on a horse

Forgot who its from, but I say it in my head often througout the week as I always feel akward and like I am hanging on by a thread.

 

"when two people argue about religeon, they are both wrong" - baha'u'llah

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