Favorite Quotes

A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.

 

I smoke pot because I want to go to Heaven before I die."~Andy Warhol~

So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. American History

 

"that fat pink fuck is crying on the tv again....he has the persecution complex of a coked up rapper." - scott lucas having an imaginary conversation with paddy considine.

 

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

 

"There are trivial truths and the great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true." Niels Bohr

 

A clever man commits no minor blunders.

 

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

 

"hey put your boob in my scotch."

 

A behaviorist is also someone who greets you by saying, "You're fine. How am I?"

 

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.

 

"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough- they're YOURS."
--Richard Bach

"Arguing with a conservative is like playing chess with a parrot: you may win, but he will still knock over the pieces, shit all over the board, and dance around bobbing his head victoriously."

 

A truther is someone who believes that nothing can ever happen for the first time.

 

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Mark Twain