I hit like on this before because I like Eddie Murphy and I have seen this act before but when I just clicked on it...ummm, lol...it has a Russian voice over
Mitch Hedberg. "I was saved by the buoyancy of citrus!" "I had to sleep over at my friend's house and he told me I would have to sleep on the floor. Damn gravity! You know how much I wanna sleep on the wall!" "I was ordering a chicken sandwich and I think the cashier didn't hear me so she said, how would you like your eggs? So I tried to answer her anyways. Incubated! And then beheaded! And then plucked! And then sliced and then.. Oh this is gonna take a long time, I dunno, scrambled! " RIP Mitch. He died on April Fool's day like an absolute legend