Fecal Matter Matters

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by California Bud, Feb 15, 2010.

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  1. OneChordWonders

    OneChordWonders Member

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    you put up with that shit for three years?
     
  2. Fastswitch

    Fastswitch Visitor

    On the last try before you leave, sneak an enema in the bed with you. When it comes time to begin penetration, stick in the nozzle and squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. Then run like hell. Don't forget to say goodbye as you slam the door. BTW, I know a gal in Brooklyn who'll only take it in the pussy when she's on her heavy flow. Might be a nice change for you!
     
  3. TheSystemOrange

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    thats pretty sick. But you are the one still fucking her
     
  4. offset

    offset Senior Member

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    If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em :), heheheheh _:)
     
  5. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    A man put's his penis in a bum - and then complains about poo. What the feck did you really expect to find up there!?
     
  6. Vegasman

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    :D
     
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