Fighting

Anyone who says that is looking for a fight in my book. You and me, outside, NOW!

 

I just think it would be great if people who love to fight only targeted other people who like to fight.
I mean what's the supposed challenge or accomplishment of picking a fight with someone who's obviously neither good at it or eager.

 

I like martial arts because it integrates self discipline and philosophy and various elements. And there's a code of conduct you have to follow

As far as some douchebag just trying to pick a fight with someone on the mean streets?automatically gonna assume they're an idiot with a small willy

 

I'll fuck a bitch up.

 

Are you kidding? Pretty much guarantees that they're going to get hurt and you're not. Totally stress free violence. You can't buy that in a store.

 

Bring it on

 

I'll mess you up

 

^see what I mean? Smalll willies. Non existent, even.

 

I don't know about that. There was one such douchebag at my school. We were in the same gym class, and I can assure you that your small willy hypothesis is weak . . . or soft.

 

It can only feel satisfying if one really needs a sense of victory, and is willing to fool themselves. Seems for frustrated or insecure dumbfucks. It's like giving a freshman a wedgie

 

Can I have his number?

 

You're next.

 

You sound like one of the people who's been beaten up on. If you found someone smaller and slower than yourself to beat up on, you'd experience fulfillment like you've never known it before. But you have to take that first step. I can't take it for you.

 

Come at me bruh

 

I would give it to you, but I'm not so sure you want it because you want to beat him up. Coincidently, his name is Willy.

 

I'm more a lover.

You'd be surprised at how fast most bros would change their minds about fighting when you take off your pants.

 

I don't know about that. Personally, I'd still kick your ass. Then I'd steal your pants (wallet included), and call the cops and report you for not wearing pants.

 

I'll be on the lookout for tough geriatrics!

 

that's not road rage, that's catching wife with another man.