first anal question from girl?

Hey dude. Did you notice her age?

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

I dont think he even cares. Be thankful hes not your neighbour.

 

Of course. That's why he wants to anally molest her.

 

Im sure its more like only 1 out of 20. Or I just got lucky finding a banana in the fruit stand full of rotten apples..

 

Dude, this is the internet: where every girl is a tall, thin, sexy model, and the men are hunks with 12" cocks. In actuality, most girls you talk to are guys trying to get jackoff thrills.

 

I live too close to a school.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

And the fact that you are one of the biggest cliches that I have seen on this board. Which leads me to believe that you are a fat bald 45 year old virgin in his mom's basement who has read a couple of articles on anal sex and watched alot of porn. Your technique advice is pretty solid but I've read the same advice in numerous mens magazines. It's pretty easy to do the research and think that you are an expert.

If in real life you were anything like you pretend to be online you would be 86'd from most bars and beaten severely by bouncers or by people that don't appreciate the whole "If you don't take it in the ass you are worthless" attitude. I guarantee if you were in a bar or at a party and walked around asking every woman if they took it in the ass you wouldn't be there long.

On top of that you come across as a little creepy, and slightly misogynistic. The type of guy who doesn't get that Andrew "Dice" Clay was making fun of guys like him.

A general rule of thumb as far as age goes. This may seem a little sexist but Women at least in this country are conditioned to lie about their age. If they are younger than 18 they will usually tell you they are older. If they are older than 30 they usually will tell you they are younger. If you are going to err then err on the side of caution. Your conduct is the type of thing that leads one to getting banned from most sites.

Just a suggestion. Try your thing on Puckerup.com's message board and see how long you last. Just a thought.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Thanks for the calling out on that immature dickwad, Back Door Man, Reverend.
It was long overdue and appreciated by those of us who wish to keep this group's discussion on a higher level.
He comes across as needy and pathetic but thinks he is a real stud. I am reminded of Tim Meadows' portrayal of The Ladies Man on the old SNL shows.

 

Hey, weren't we all told since day one that it is wrong to lie? Call me abrasive, but I speak the truth, and I don't sugarcoat anything I say. I just get to the point: anal whores are more desirable than girls who don't take it in the ass. Are we in agreement here?

 

Yup .... with the Rev.

 

I have to agree with rev, from the way you speak bro, just being honest you sound like a real immature person.

You want to be in a relationship with a girl that is anal only, that's pretty difficult if not impossible to find, there are probably only a handful of women in the world who don't like vaginal and want only anal. If you like anal that much, you should hook up with a guy that way there's NO chance of vaginal.

I love pussy and I love anal even more I'll admit it but I would NOT want to live without vaginal I don't think any man would.

In all honesty, you don't sound like a guys that's had much experience with anal or even with women for that matter.

 

I love the erroneous speculation as to whom some of the guys think I am. So far I will say that nobody is close and that I would surprise many people if they saw the real me. Until then, I will ignore the topic and keep looking for anal whores.

 

Okay, I have to take issue with a couple of statments here:

First, there are probably more women who prefer anal sex to vaginal than you might think. I'm not saying they are not a small minority, but only a handfull in the entire world? Come on! In Brazil approximately 50% of the time they have anal sex. Surely some of these women have to enjoy it, maybe even prefer it? My wife prefers anal sex to vaginal so much that we've only had anal sex for the past five years.

Second, because a man prefers anal sex with women, certainly doesn't mean he has some sort of latent homosexual tendancy. It just means he prefers having anal sex with WOMEN. Hey if it floats someone else's boat, great, but man ass just doesn't do anything for me. That said, neither my wife or I have any desire to have vaginal sex. That means there are men and women out there who only want anal.

I just wanted to clear that up. And I do have a lot of experience with anal sex (albeit with my wife).

Luvmywifesass

 

My wife prefers anal to vaginal and so do I, but it doesn't mean I don't like vaginal, we both enjoy it.

I'm not disputing there are women out there who love anal, what I am talking about is The Backdoor Man's immaturity.

And bro, I don't care what you look like, with an attitude like yours, the only women that will be in your future are prostitutes.

I could not see any self respecting woman being with a man like you, and obviously you are ALWAYS looking for "anal whores" on this forum which lets me know you don't get anal very often.

People who have a full belly don't go on the streets begging for food. Constantly asking women on this forum to have anal with you shows your desperation, I don't have to say much. Women can sense desperation, that's why women often go after men who are in secure relationship they exude a sense of confidence about them.

 

I don't speculate. I know.

 

Yeah, just as much as I know who you are.

 

You might ... but then you just might not.

 

Like I said before. Go to the forums at www.puckerup.com use the term "anal whore" and see how far it get's you. It is easy to be a total douche bag with total anonimity. But let's face the facts if you behaved the same way off line the same way you do online you would have a hospital job done on you.

Needless to say your social skills are lacking. Online nobody can or will fuck you up. Offline they can. This isn't a threat it is a reality check. You can be the most over the top macho asshole online but off it holds a problem with aerodynamics. In layman's terms "If that shit had wings it still wouldn't fly".

If you want to sit in your basement and fantasize about fucking mad women in the ass more power to you. If you want to live the fantasy then you need a major attitude adjustment. By indiscriminately throwing around terms like "Anal Whore" or saying that anyone but is a "waste of time" even saying "In my world the pussy is the wrong hole" are all telltale signs of someone who has no sexual experience outside of their own head. You are just another stupid cartoon charachter. If you really want to know how much difference you make on most peoples life conduct the following experiment:

Get a glass of water, put your finger in it, then pull it out really quick and look at the dent.

I just got finished having anal sex. Did you?


Didn't think so.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

I haven't read so much scripted liberal crap since my days at Cal, and since you are from Berkeley, I am not surprised at anything you write.

So did I on Friday night. I'll call your bluff. However, who gives a flying fuck as to what is real or fiction on a damn internet message board? Furthermore, who are you to suggest what is real or not? This is the internet, where every girl is a model and every guy is a hunky millionaire with a big foot-long cock.

I don't make any claims to reality, nor do I care to speculate anything about any person I come across in cyberspace. All I do here is profess my undying love for anal whores, so I'm sticking to my guns.

 

By the way I live in Berkeley I'm not from here.

Anal with your blow up doll doesn't count dumbass. I'm just one of many on here who are tired of reading your ignorant, arrogant, misogynistic bullshit. The fact that you propositioned somebody who claimed to be a 17 year old on here was the straw that broke the camels back.

One day you are going to get somebody who takes you up on your offer online then see yourself on Dateline.

So if you did actually have anal on Friday. How much did she charge? Did you walk up to her in a bar and say "Hey Baby are you an Anal Whore?"

You act like a big man until somebody calls you on your shit. Then you come across as a little bitch. Perhaps you should care a little more about how you come across online as you keep doing this "anal whore" bullshit and getting given shit for it. Professing your "Undying love for anal whores" doesn't make you a romantic bastard and definitely won't get you laid. It might get you banned.

You wouldn't by chance be SachaSasha would you?

Stay Brown,
Rev J