For females: what would be your reaction?

I would first ask if he was joking. If he were serious, I would suggest a counsellor.

Seriously, I do my best not to be judgmental about other people's kinks, but wanting someone to shit on you is just fucked up. I would see it as a sign of some deeper emotional issue and run away as fast and far as possible.

Besides, think of the diseases... Not even STDs and hepatitis, but the nasty bacteria in every healthy person's shit....

 

heh i would have to be out the door ...too fricking weird. plus im a burper sp im afraid i would dissapoint

 

dont ever bring up your scat fetish if you want your relationship to stay together.

 

i wonder the psychological implications behin that fetish? i mean why? i dont get it and im a pretty open minded girl i get peeing on someone i guess because its warm but number 2 just yuck

 

I wouldnt want to have sex with someone after I took a dump on them

 

i'd send him to the bathroom after i'm done "there something waiting for u honey bunny" go check it out

 

edit: nvm, sleep deprived.

 

So... this question wasn't quite kinky enough to be posted in the "really kinky" forum!?

ha ha ha!

Personally, I can sort of understand the attraction to this sort of thing (to a certain extent).

I like to see women pissing. That turns me on! As for the psychology behind it, I guess it's because it's supposed to be a private thing, so by watching it you're acheiving a greater level intimacy. It's like, you always want to see what's covered up, because the fact that it's private makes it more alluring.

I can see how this reasoning could extend to farting and shitting as well, although that's definitely not my thing. For me, a picture of a woman pissing is just about as close to the urine as I'd like to get! I definitely do not want to smell any bodily functions!

Sexual attraction aside, on a personality level, I always find it endearing and refreshing when women are open about their bodily functions. I just like complete openness and unpretentiousness in a relationship. And there's a bit of a silly tradition that women must pretend that they don't use the toilet, and they don't fart. And that kind of annoys me because it's stupid.

 

I have an idea.... why don't ya try telling it to her with poetry?


"Honey, there is one thing I'd like you to do:
Open your mouth, and taste my poo, poo, poo."

 

Loved that poem LOL!


I would do the wee wee thing - no problem.
None of the other things.

I wouldn't break up because of it. Just because one has a certain kink, doesn't mean that one HAS to do it. If there is a lot of love, confidence and a good sexlife, I think that this person would be happy with me even without getting pooped on.

 

I'll answer this using my own example of my sick mind.

It's no mystery to any person that knows me, that I am bisexual. I'm completly bisexual and something I've always been curious about is the prostate orgasm. Of course, none of my boyfriends would even let ME stimulate their prostate let alone another guy. It's always been my fantasy to be with two bisexual guys. Ones that were more into women then men. They would be more focused on turning me on then each other, but at the same time be okay with touching each other.

A lot of guys aren't into that and I doubt I'll ever meet someone that would be okay with the full extent of my fantasy. I do ask and see if it's a possibility but would never push the issue. I can go without it cause there are plenty of other fantasies and sexual pleasure that I can experience. As long as my sexual partner is at least open to discuss it and completly honest, that's all that matters.

If I was asked that particular question, I would say no but I wouldn't break up with him over it unless he proved that he couldn't respect it.

 

I like that fantasy of yours Weeble.

I'm lucky to have a very open minded man, who'd be into most things. And not all fantasies have to be made reality if both parts aren't into the idea. Doesn't mean you can't have a good sex life together. Doesn't really make a good enough reason to break up either.

 

If anyone was going to stimulate my prostate, it'd definitely have to be a woman.

 

Most guys my age won't even consider THAT. They think it makes em gay. I've had guys ask me for anal sex and I told them I'd only let them stick it in my ass if I can stick my finger up theirs.. they stopped asking for anal sex.

 

ROFL What the hell. HAHAHAHA u should make a scat video. hahahahaha

 

Weeble, interesting. I think ass play is brilliant and I'd love to have your finger(s) up my ass. But would you really return the favour?

 

....or just dump on him b4 you dump him

 

Actually, I would. I don't particularly care for anal myself but I don't mind it. With the right guy I'd do ALMOST anything. I'm a pretty kinky girl with an open mind.

 

OMG, I'm sorry, but I've just had a major fit of the giggles here. This just sounds absolutely hilarious. I would have busted up laughing.

Ahem *struggling to regain her composure* sorry.

 

this thread is hilarious