If this whole situation is real, I'm taking moon's side. Because I love her. Fractual_, SHAME ON YOU ya little **** bag Moon, I hope you find someone worth your time and love.
aye but I am... these cursed smiley... things.... *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMSSHRUPPPPPPPPPPPPPLOOOOOWAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh* mwahha, smilies no more! see?
you know I just noticed, you should go easy on the blush, and fer god's sake, stop rubbing those dandelions on your face... and window... and door...
we are...by the time i marry either of you it will be legal for me to have you both...haha you two will be my bitches! oh wait thats right....you declined my request to marry me...and moon_flower has not yet accepted! (more dramatic gasps from the audience come about)
damnit moon you took too long...i just married nathan but its ok...i just made it legal for me to have two biatches
moon, water and i married before she got your yes response, but we both decided we want to fuck your brians out, so you can join, ok, babe?
Dammit, first I get cheated on, then I don't get to marry the lady of my dreams. But, sure, we can have a wet threesome anyday!