Fresh air thiefs

Great conversations happen around the side of the building with smokers.

 

Yeah because folks are pished, and they have to stand outside to smoke. If they were inside it'd still interesting.

 

But wouldn't you just get smoke over yourself then? You know, in a confined space..? :frown:

 

It depends, if the place has good airco then it doesn't bother me in a pub, unless someone is wafting their smoke in your face, which some people tend to do.

Outside there is this thing called wind, and if you happen to be standing in the wrong place then you get all the smoke blowing in your face.

When I am outside walking I tend to breath deeper, and you know I LIKE FRESH AIR. It makes me feel good to breath it in. I don't want some asshole polluting it with their junk every corner I turn.

 

Want some cheese with that wine? Jesus...

 

your lungs are pussies.

 

I'm going to gob on the next street smoker that I pass.

 

I guess not all of us know which way the wind is blowing.

 

Nah, you're just gonna mumble bullshit under your breath, or make a post onthe internet. lol

What did you say?

"Oh, nothing!"

 

Non-smoker pussies, I have some motherfucking logic for ya right hur right hur.

You bitch about people smoking inside resturants/bars/establishments... so we have to go outside to make you feel better. And then there are barly any trashcans/ashtrays outside so what do YOU make us do? Throw our butts on the ground and trash up the whole city cause you can't man up and deal with a little flavor in the air when yuo egt your fucking frapichinos and egg salads or whatever the fuck you eat.

Either put 4 ashtrays and 2 trashcans on every single block... or let us just fucking smoke where we wanna smoke.

 

How about you kiss my ass? I hear it's real good for you, little to no risk of cancer. hahaha

Newport smokers represent

 

You're good on diesel fumes?

 

It appears Jimi is down with ya.

 

Ever since the smoking ban came into effect here all I've noticed is how disgusting the habit is. When you're not around it for a while you forget the stench.

 

What's discusting is your attitude.

 

I prescribe a good toke of antidope for a bad altitude.

 

It can be painful to be around... But not nearly as painful as millions of smokers simultaneously quitting and being heinously whiny would be.

 

Yeah, what he/she? said...

It's like they passed a fucking law that encourages me to litter.

 

Oh fuck off, you deserve a neg for that comment.

That's what ALL the smokers say. Duuuh, but what about fumes for cars duuuuuuuh... FUCK THEM TOO!

Just because there is already pollution in the air doesn't give you the right to add more to it!

And in any case cigarettes are the worst offender here. Why? Because my lungs hurt when I breath your filthy stench in!

Car fumes don't PLUS I am not always walking behind someones car whereas I'm always walking behind one of you lot.

 

Smokers don't because there skin is all wrinkly and dead so they can't feel it.