fuck the olympics ok???? how about the stoner olympics

Smoke art FTW. Who can blow the best smoke rings/forms like in Lord of the rings .

Bong construction. Who can make the best bong out of unusual materials. Points go for creativity, efficiency and looks.

Pigout. Not an eating contest. The first one to spot the pigs wins

 

Lol that was funny, but ive had better experinces, did you read about the crazed horse and the white alien blobs??

 

lmfao. great!

 

Haha, the Cannabolympics.

 

Fuck yea.
Don't forget best smoke rings and most weed smoked from a bong in one hit.

 

Oh damn I forgot fastest time to eat a bag of cheetos (or any other munchie food, chips, funions etc.)

And the best smoking device created from household materials.

 

I agree competition joint rolling. Largest Bong Hit. Fastest grinding of an ounce. (Someone needs to do it for the joint rollers). How about the staring contest. White Castle eating contest. Well then there is the bake off.

 

Oh yea, classic smoke off. Whoever can smoke an ounce fastest wins, using a clear glass bong so a judge can see the person inhale the smoke, check the bowl when it has been cashed and have a stop watch because hits must be held in for at least 3 seconds.:sifone:

 

They already have something similar in Nimbin, Australia!!!

The Hemp Olympix!! Events are:

• " Tug of War"- Competing teams on opposite ends of a good strong new HEMP rope, try to drag their opponents over the centre line for victory.
• " Bong Throw & Yell "- where entrants throw a bong full of stinking bong water as far as humanly possible whilst yelling "Free the Weed" or something similar.

• " Joint Rolling " (Must burn from one end to the other): The six categories follow:
  • 1. Speed Roll - Roll a standard three-paper joint as fast as you can. The three fastest go into the finals. Joints must include a cardboard filter, or will be judged incomplete. If this custom is alien to you, consult a local before the event.
  • 2. Artistic Roll - Roll the most beautiful joint within ten minutes with as many papers as you like. The three best examples enter the finals.
  • 3. Roll in the Dark - Athletes are blindfolded. ​
  • 4. Adverse Conditions Roll - Dependant on weather conditions on the day and the judges' creativity.
    ​
  • 5. Seed Sorting - You have to get the "seeds" out of the "mull" faster than anyone else. How fast are you? (No joint involved)
    ​

• " Growers Ironperson Event" - Involves lugging a sack of fertiliser and buckets of water around the simulated planting area obstacle course with a tick and leech infested lantana tunnel. The men's event is a 40 KG sack while the ladies contend with a 8 KG sack. The top five crawl into the final
  . A disclaimer must be signed to compete in this event.

Nimbin MardiGrass 2008 Hemp Olympix

Running the Grower's Ironperson

 

Must test positive for MJ to participate.

 

:frown: ^ No sober assholes in here :sifone: