Fuck you America!!!

The title was Fuck America... Not Fuck Americans... There is a difference and never thought red was generalizing amercians nor hating on them...

 

Thanks. Although I would probably fuck quite a few Americans too.

That's probably actually Canada's fault. All bad weather originates there doesn't it?

 

a lot of the time yea, blows down over the great lakes

it sucks because canadian wind sounds like the band Nickleback

 

HAHAHA! What do Canadians breaking wind sound like then?

 

rush.

 

celine dion if they're french canadian.

 

That brought a tear to my eye. Precious.

 

aw, c'mon now. surely we've accidentally did someone some good at some time. 200 years along now.

 

don't tell dave i said that. he's a fan. he may divorce me.

 

It provided you with a place to be born and that can only be a good thing.

 

I wish I was a bastard cos that sounds tempting.

 

I think the best thing about America is how it's streets are paved with gold

 

and i'm a lovely blend of oppressed europeans and natives whick gives me a fantastic ability to drink AND find numerous things to be offended by just for fun. i love messing with the PC.

 

hahaha. it's already happened once. a hummer and a pot roast is a cure for what ails every marriage.

 

and money grows fromt he trees. they're special trees that only citizens can see.

 

So that's why so many people drop out of high-school aspiring to be street-cleaners.

And I always thought it was crack's fault.

 

another thing I enjoy is sunday brunch at the Rockefeller's mansion

also, I enjoy Microsoft products and those Capri Sun juice bags

 

street cleaning pays very well. you get a job working for the government, you're set for life.

 

indeed, my friend. and hollywood will survive anything, because the jews run it.

 

yep, you never have to work again once you get the job