Fucking Spiders

I'm confused I've read Camel spiders have no venom and are harmless. The worlds biggest spider is the Goliath Bird eating spider it grows to about 12 inches round about the size as a dinner plate. These are also harmless.
Found this info on the camel spider it confirms that the stories about this spider are just folklore.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

 

happy 1337eth post buffoonman

 

Many thanks

 

Speaking of spiders, i was once smokin a bowl in my bathroom and i laughed or somethin and some of the wee blew out oif the pipe. I look down and see it ad put it back in thew bowl and hit it again, but i hear somethin funny, sumthin sizzlin. I look in the pipe and i had actually put a spider in the bowl that i tyought was weed and smoked it! It was nasty, but i thought i mite turn into spiderman or sumthin, i didnt though, bummer.

 

I love spiders. In my old apartment, with my ex-husband, the whole outside of our building was just covered in them! We just let them roam through the apartment, it never bothered either of us. I think they're great.

 

lol yes i know its not the biggest spider in the world, and yes they DO have venom bro. just because some website said they don't doesnt mean its true, i can find websites that says an entirely different thing.

they have venom, but they dont use it to capture prey. they WILL use it on a human or anything eles that is huge and scares it, lol.

and they ARE NOT harmless. they will either bite you or inject venom in u.

thats a bite:


and thats the venom:

 

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

I'm really high and just thought of this random bit of information: Did you guys know that on average you EAT 8 spiders in a lifetime!? Weird, huh!?

Oh yeah, and 40oz, maybe you can answer this cause you seem like a spider guru.... I heard that all spiders are posionous... but a lot of them dont have a way to dispense the venom, so people basically think that they are NOT poisionous... I dont really know...

 

lol i think Myth Busters already busted this myth! but to answer your question, there are spiders that are NOT poisoness, but you are right that some spiders dont even have a big enough mouth to penetrate the human skin though they could cause some damage if the venom was injected

 

This is fucking great. Smoking a spider to gain it's powers. Made me laugh

 

Hmm... interesting! How do you know so much about spiders, dude?

 

This thread is great you can learn lots in these forums.

 

well, my grandpa studies arachnology, though, i am arachnophobic. lol i hate spiders. the only ones i like are taranchulas and i'v had about 5 of them as pets.

 

AHHAHAHAHA CLASSIC.


btw. this whole spider sac shit is gross.
ew.

 

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

 

Things got out of hand.
I guess because we've had 3 weeks of temps in the 95--105 range, outside spiders have been migrating inside.
When I saw 4 of them crawling around yesterday, I had a mass spider deportation.
I went around with an empty coffee container and moved the 8 biggest ones I could find to the great outdoors.
Including the 2 that had been fucking (but I waited until they came).

 

eesh...