Funniest break up email ever!

I like this guy! Great email reply indeed.

 

nesta's a sweetheart.

 

Ahh simple plan.

 

i didnt really laugh at it. damn, if i was in the bathroom for 10 minutes my husband would be freaking out thinking i was sick. how can the boy friend just sit there in the bar and wait for his girl in the bathroom for 45 minutes? should of checked, then kicked the guys ass while he still had his pants down, then dumped her.

 

i did like this part though...

The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blonde who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector.

 

That sentence implies that he might have more respect for an above-average child porn collector.

 

heh.

i like the first line of the response the best.

 

Seeing as I've been surrounded by males my entire life, I am particularly fond of awesome burns and this burn is perhaps one of the best I've read yet. If only I can find the articulation to burn someone equally as hard before I die.

 

you mean you haven't yet? you probably just forgot.

 

ive recently sent a bitchy email to a girl to tell her never to talk to me again.

 

i told off my boss fucking hardcore on my last day. but i was so polite about it. she'd just given me a raise.

 

Agreed

 

she probably got herpes, and if not, she deserves to