Funniest Lines From THE SIMPSONS...

Haha I probably got that wrong or something, I mcan't remember any of the especially funny quotes, but whatever... The Simpsons rocks!

 

Homer: In this country, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the woman.




Homer: [writing] "...It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my
life forever."
Bart: You the man, Homer!
Homer: Thanks, boy!

 

these all made me laugh!

 

Hehe and you make me barf.... Hehe j/k....

 

this was in an episode where bart and ralph were play date buddies,
they stole chief wiggums' master key to break into the abandoned prison, i think bart dropped the key, then ralph said "the pointy kitty took it" (it was a rat)

 

Homer starts hallucinating about mindy and says "i guess i shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy i found in the parking lot."

 

"Dad, are you licking toads?"


"I'm not not licking toads "

 

I love the episode where Bart sells his soul, and is trying to buy ralph's - where cheif wiggum shines the torch on Bart and he hisses and runs off - man that's great.

also, the bit where the b sharps are singing on the rooftop and george Harrison drives past and goes "eh, it's been done."

 

Maybe not funniest but best is:

Bart to Lisa the President
"Legalize it"

And the funniest thing I can remember right now is a visual:
The tee shirt Homer is wearing when they land in Brazil that has Uncle Sam taking a bite out of the world and the slogan on the shirt is "Try and Stop Us!"

 

Mr Burns: What are you doing in my corpse hatch!?!!??!!?...I mean innocence tube.

Maud flanders to ned (on homers roof) after marge hits him on the fog walk:
Well come down from there you goofy roofy"

theres so many funny quotes I could go on for hours.

 

bart and lisa: DAD!! you killed zombie flanders!!

homer: he was a zombie?

 

Homer: I can't take his money! I can't make my own money! I gotta work for my money! Why don't I just lay down and die.

 

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

(I forget why he was calling, but that still makes me laugh...)

 

Homer: I can't take his money! I can't make my own money! I gotta work for my money! Why don't I just lay down and die.



I like that one

 

COULD YOU SPEAK UP PLEASE I'M WEARING A TOWEL.
(Homer just getting out of the bath answering the phone)

 

thats great




simpsons are funny

 

In the episode that starts as a parody of Indiana Jones, I like it after Bart escapes Homer and Homer runs down the street after bart in his underpants and jumps up and down going something like "bangabegaboogaaa!!" with a rake in his hands!

 

Ralph to wolf: "Will you be my mommy?"

after wolk picks Ralph up by neck: "you smell like dead bunnies"
When the kids are snowed in the school, Ralph asks Skinner for a teddy bear..Skinner gives him a scrubby Ralph cuddles it and says "it's cold and hurty."

Ralph "my nose makes its own bubblegum" and a booger bubble comes out.

 

you know a lot of ralph