Funny Buisness Names

Company in Florida the deconstructed buildings= Edifice Wrecks.

 

Joe Mama's Hilltop Tavern, ( My grandmas bar in grubville, missouri... small town consists of the bar, a post office, and a church.

Cum N Go
Stuff N More

 

dick's last resort

 

Dr Pain----Orthodontics

 

Dick's Drive Inn --- (not its not a toy shop or a movie theater)
In & Out (i have seen them in cali)

Both burger joints

 

Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning.
Yiu Fat Restaurant.
Mai Cok's Bar and Club.

 

What the Pho? (Vietnamese noodle chain)

 

Juan More Taco

Master Baiter's Sportfishing and Tackle

Hand Job Nails and Spa

 

Camel Towing

 

S.T.D Contractors

 

Jerk King (a jamaiican restaurant)
Gaylord Lumber "we have wood for you"
Felchers (i'm not sure exactly what they do, but looking up felching on Urban Dictionary sure was shocking.)
the spotted Dick (a restaurant/sports bar)
Filthy McNasty's (another sports bar. theres actually a couple of them in canada. they are owned by some former NHL player or something like that)

 

Everytime I see a Grass King truck go by, I want to call and order some...

 

www.penisland.com



not Penis Land, you perverts. Pen Island. They sell fancy ink pens or something

 

Well, these aren't exactly business names, but we used to have Drs. Bilderback and Bilderback Chiropractors office in the city I lived in.

There was also a gynecologist named Dr. Rape

A proctologist named Dr. Butts

And a urologist named Dr. Flood (I used to work for him)

 

Oh, and I think this one takes the cake-there's a Vietnamese restaurant near here named Bar DuDu

 

Charter boat in the Caribbean called Nightwind...which became known as Fart in the Dark!

 

I know of a pub called

The Cock:Angel_anim:

 

Auto mechanics teacher where I went to college---Mr Carhart.

 

I know two in my town that are funny.
B.J showerhead company.
Emo flooring.

For emo flooring we made up a slogan "the carpets that cut themselves"