Funny Insult The Poster Above Game

tight like a pringles can

 

Looks through the obituary's to find single ladies....

 

her picture is on wikipedia.....just search wiki for "varicose veins"

 

His dates have to have a magnifying glass to find his teeny weenie...

 

she has a weird problem that makes everything she sees appear really tiny

 

He makes himself believe very crazy things

 

carries around a four foot piece of hose so he can "recycle" his farts

 

He adds a little bit of gasoline to his coffee every morning to get that "extra kick"

 

Used to think the Three Wise Men meant the Three Stooges

 

has attained the highest level in every pokemon video game

 

Is rocking a bellybutton lint dreadlock

 

First thing she does after wake up, is take her fingers out from her mouth.

 

kisses his dog in a really gross way

 

Sticks live eels up his bum, lays back and enjoys as they wiggle their way out!

 

not if the london bridge falls down on u first

 

then you can swoooosh me to safety.

 

even aliens dont want to probe you

 

not after probing you they don't.

 

your parents contemplated aborting you...



..at the age of five