Wears a big sawsall in a holster on his belt cause he wants all the ladies to notice his BIG tool......;-)
Is really a little old man that live in the old folks home, and he likes to crap his pants so the pretty young nurses has to change him...
country girl was fired from her job at the old folks home for giving diaper changes with happy endings
Puts a clothes pin and playing card on his bike wheel spokes so it sounds like a motorcycle....Hey, its all he can afford....;-)
dabs a bit of bleach on his wrists before going in to surgery so that he can tell the nurses he was just swimming when they giggle at seeing him naked
His ears are getting bigger and bigger, so much so that if he ran real fast, and we all know that ain't gonna happen, he would achieve lift off, and fly!....;-)