Funny Insult The Poster Above Game

your mother calls you lessthanzero

 

Knows all the best spots in his town to park and jerk off

 

Thinks he knows how to dance....;-)But we all know he's a honkey....

 

tries to teach farm animals to dance

 

Tries to force farm animals to mate.

 

dances with beer....;-)

 

His hair is so long he wipes his butt with it when he out in the wood and there nothing else to use...

 

actually lives....in a hole...in a wall

 

^falls through the roof, now says Its a skylight and needs cocked..

 

your belly button sticks out...thats really gross

 

his man boobs are hairy.....;-0

 

his man boobs are hairless because he shaves them to get them realistic feelin', and they are constantly sweaty underneath too... eewwww

 

can't put on her own make up cause of her shakey hand problems...;-)

 

the first place he looks for something he has lost, is in his beard... he usually doesn't have to look any further...

 

is always checking my beard for dropped food, then eating it in front of me, making me incredibly hungry again....;-0

 

has webbed feet, which would be ok if they were simply webbed.... but they smell funny too....

 

Sucks her big toe when she sleeps...

 

sleeps with lights on but has to turn them off to undress

 

in hiding until everyone has killed their Thanksgiving turkeys

 

Wears footless tights and socks with toes.